Moderator drewpy Posted February 18, 2010 Moderator Share Posted February 18, 2010 BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season.(I wish!!!!) Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine... (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine... (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JYA12R Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 BBQ RULES (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women! Here Here!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pepperami Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Oh it`s not just me then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttaskmaster Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 That's why we have a Braai instead!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 women are so ungreatfull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barkwindjammer Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Sent to printer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted February 18, 2010 Moderator Share Posted February 18, 2010 That's why we have a Braai instead!! Is Afrikaans for a bra Taskie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttaskmaster Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Nah, laaitie. 'Bra' and 'bru' is Broer, my china... Braai is more like barbecue, except you rarely get salad stuff - Bread, meat and beer. Women just have to sit around and look pretty! Sien jy: Wiki page about braai - Just the basics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommo891 Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Mint could'nt have said it better myself.... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DangerMouth Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Women just have to sit around and look pretty! I like this idea better than the first. Pass me a beer.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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