irish virginity test

[mervin]

Irish Virginity Test Kit

Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tellif his bride is a virgin.

The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things from a Do It Yourself shop.

A can of red paint, a can of blue paint... And a shovel.'

Paddy asked, 'And what do I do with these, doc?'

The doc replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint one of your ballsredand the other ball blue.

If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw", you hit herwith the shovel.'

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