Posted February 9, 201015 yr Jack and Jill, went up the hill, To fetch a pale of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbeling after. What Really Happened!!! Jack and Jill, went up the hill, To have some hanky panky, Jill bent down, they shagged till sun-down, and they both came down full of laughter.
February 10, 201015 yr Jack and Jill, went up the hill, To fetch a pale of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbeling after. What Really Happened!!! Jack and Jill, went up the hill, To have some hanky panky, Jill bent down, they shagged till sun-down, and they both came down full of laughter. Jack and Jill, went up the hill, With $.50 a piece, Jill came down with a dollar, Still think they went up for water?
February 10, 201015 yr heard this one in the 1980s when the wendys adverts with the "wheres the beef" lady on tv were popular Jack and Jill, went up the hill To smoke a little leaf, Jack got high, and dropped his fly, And Jill said "wheres the beef?"
February 14, 201015 yr Jack & Jill went up the hill to get a pale of water!! I dont know what they did up there,........... but now the`ve got a daughter
February 14, 201015 yr for valentines day: Roses are red, but the stems are all twisted, so bend over my dear, You're about to get fisted!
February 14, 201015 yr Author Valentines Day Roses are red, Violets are blue, So lets get to bed, and see how we do.
February 14, 201015 yr Jack and Jill went up the hill, So jack could lick Jills f*nny. Jack got a shock, and a mouthfull of cock 'cus Jill was a pre-op tranny
February 18, 201015 yr Moderator to quote the late great Judge dread Little boy come blow up your horn the cows in the meadow the sheeps in the corn where is the boy that looks after the sheep he is under the haystack with little bo peep
February 20, 201015 yr a variation on the "Mary had a little lamb" Mary had a tiny cat, it lived in a bucket every time it tried to get out, the dog would try to f*ck it!!
February 20, 201015 yr Moderator Back to primary school days Mary had a little lamb she alsoo had a bear I have seen her lamb but never seen her bare
February 23, 201015 yr Author Hey diddle diddle The cat made a piddle Allover the livingroom floor The little dog laughed To see such fun So the cat done a little bit more
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