2 Wheels Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Jack and Jill, went up the hill, To fetch a pale of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbeling after. What Really Happened!!! Jack and Jill, went up the hill, To have some hanky panky, Jill bent down, they shagged till sun-down, and they both came down full of laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JYA12R Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Jack and Jill, went up the hill, To fetch a pale of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbeling after. What Really Happened!!! Jack and Jill, went up the hill, To have some hanky panky, Jill bent down, they shagged till sun-down, and they both came down full of laughter. Jack and Jill, went up the hill, With $.50 a piece, Jill came down with a dollar, Still think they went up for water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little dave Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 heard this one in the 1980s when the wendys adverts with the "wheres the beef" lady on tv were popular Jack and Jill, went up the hill To smoke a little leaf, Jack got high, and dropped his fly, And Jill said "wheres the beef?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttaskmaster Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 At least that one rhymes!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pepperami Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Jack & Jill went up the hill to get a pale of water!! I dont know what they did up there,........... but now the`ve got a daughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilninggas Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 for valentines day: Roses are red, but the stems are all twisted, so bend over my dear, You're about to get fisted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Wheels Posted February 14, 2010 Author Share Posted February 14, 2010 Valentines Day Roses are red, Violets are blue, So lets get to bed, and see how we do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Jack and Jill went up the hill, So jack could lick Jills f*nny. Jack got a shock, and a mouthfull of cock 'cus Jill was a pre-op tranny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy AJ Stanton-Cole Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Ooops...just posted a joke already replied about! :S Rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted February 18, 2010 Moderator Share Posted February 18, 2010 to quote the late great Judge dread Little boy come blow up your horn the cows in the meadow the sheeps in the corn where is the boy that looks after the sheep he is under the haystack with little bo peep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pepperami Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 a variation on the "Mary had a little lamb" Mary had a tiny cat, it lived in a bucket every time it tried to get out, the dog would try to f*ck it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted February 20, 2010 Moderator Share Posted February 20, 2010 Back to primary school days Mary had a little lamb she alsoo had a bear I have seen her lamb but never seen her bare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Wheels Posted February 23, 2010 Author Share Posted February 23, 2010 Hey diddle diddle The cat made a piddle Allover the livingroom floor The little dog laughed To see such fun So the cat done a little bit more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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