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Jack and Jill, went up the hill,

To fetch a pale of water,

Jack fell down and broke his crown,

and Jill came tumbeling after.

What Really Happened!!!

Jack and Jill, went up the hill,

To have some hanky panky,

Jill bent down, they shagged till sun-down,

and they both came down full of laughter.

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Jack and Jill, went up the hill,

To fetch a pale of water,

Jack fell down and broke his crown,

and Jill came tumbeling after.

What Really Happened!!!

Jack and Jill, went up the hill,

To have some hanky panky,

Jill bent down, they shagged till sun-down,

and they both came down full of laughter.

Jack and Jill, went up the hill,

With $.50 a piece,

Jill came down with a dollar,

Still think they went up for water?

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heard this one in the 1980s when the wendys adverts with the "wheres the beef" lady on tv were popular

Jack and Jill, went up the hill

To smoke a little leaf,

Jack got high, and dropped his fly,

And Jill said "wheres the beef?"

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At least that one rhymes!!

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for valentines day:

Roses are red,

but the stems are all twisted,

so bend over my dear,

You're about to get fisted!

:lol:

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Valentines Day

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

So lets get to bed,

and see how we do.

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to quote the late great Judge dread

Little boy come blow up your horn

the cows in the meadow the sheeps in the corn

where is the boy that looks after the sheep

he is under the haystack with little bo peep

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a variation on the "Mary had a little lamb"

Mary had a tiny cat, it lived in a bucket

every time it tried to get out, the dog would try to f*ck it!!

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Hey diddle diddle

The cat made a piddle

Allover the livingroom floor

The little dog laughed

To see such fun

So the cat done a little bit more

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