A cowboy lay sprawled across three seats in a posh Tyler Theater.

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy. "Sorry sir, but you are only allowed one seat."

The cowboy groaned but didn't budge.

The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager."

The cowboy just groaned.

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment, he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried to move the cowboy, but without success.

Finally they summon the police.

On arrival, the policeman surveyed the situation briefly and then asked,

"All right partner, what's your name?"

"Jim," the cowboy moaned.

"Where ya from Jim?"

With pain in his voice Jim replied, "The Balcony." :shock:

The old one's are still the best :wink:

good 'un scott :wink:

awh i hope someone did something to help him!!!