*/DEC 16th

> >>

> >> It's starting to snow. The first of the season and the first we've

> >>

> >> seen for years. The wife and I took our hot toddies and sat on the porch

> >>

> >> watching the fluffy snow flakes drift gently down clinging to the trees

> >>

> >> and covering the ground. It's so beautiful and peaceful.

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> DEC 17th.

> >>

> >> We awoke to a lovely blanket of crystal white glistening snow

> >>

> >> covering as far as the eye could see. What a fantastic sight, every tree

> >>

> >> and bush covered with a beautiful white mantle. I shovelled snow for the

> >>

> >> first time ever and loved it. I did both our driveway and pavement.

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> Later that day a snowplough came along and accidentally covered up

> >>

> >> our driveway with compacted snow from the street. The driver smiled and

> >>

> >> waved. I waved back and shovelled it away again. The children next door

> >>

> >> built a snowman with coal for eyes and a carrot for a nose, and had a

> >>

> >> snowball fight, a couple just missed me and hit the car so I threw a

> >>

> >> couple back and joined in their fun.

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> DEC 18th.

> >>

> >> It snowed an additional 5 inches last night and the temperature

> >>

> >> dropped to around minus 8 degrees. Several branches on our trees and

> >>

> >> bushes snapped due to the weight of snow. I shovelled our driveway again.

> >>

> >> Shortly afterwards the snowplough came by and did his trick again. Much

> >> of

> >>

> >> the snow is now a brownish-grey.

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> Dec 19th.

> >>

> >> Warmed up enough during the day to create some slush which soon

> >>

> >> became ice when the temperature dropped again. Bought snow tyres for both

> >>

> >> our cars £500. Fell on my a*se in the driveway. £100 to a physio but

> >> nothing

> >>

> >> was broken.

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> DEC 20th.

> >>

> >> Still cold. Sold the wife's car and bought her a 4x4 to get her to

> >>

> >> work. She slid into a wall and did considerable damage to the right

> >> wing -

> >>

> >> £200. Had another 8 inches of white sh*te last night. Both vehicles are

> >>

> >> re-covered in salt and iced up slush. That b*stard snowplough came by

> >>

> >> twice today. Where's that bl*ody shovel.

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> DEC 21st

> >>

> >> More F*****G snow. Not a tree or bush in our property that hasn't

> >>

> >> been damaged. Power was off most of the night. Tried to keep from

> >> freezing

> >>

> >> to death with candles and a paraffin heater which tipped over and nearly

> >>

> >> torched the house. I managed to put the flames out but suffered 2nd

> >> degree

> >>

> >> burns on my hands. Lost all my eye brows and eyelashes. Car hit a F*****G

> >>

> >> deer on the way to casualty and was written off.

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> DEC 22nd

> >>

> >> F*****G B*****D white sh*te just keeps on coming down. Have to put on

> >>

> >> every article of clothing just to go to the post box. The little sod

> >>

> >> next door ambushed me with snowballs on the way back - I'll shove that

> >>

> >> carrot so far up the little pr*cks a*se it'll take a good surgeon 6 hours

> >>

> >> to find it. If I ever catch the a*sehole that drives the snowplough I'll

> >>

> >> chew open his chest and rip out his heart with my teeth. I think the

> >>

> >> B*****D hides round the corner and waits for me to finish shovelling and

> >>

> >> then he accelerates down the street like Michael F*****G Schumacher and

> >>

> >> buries the F*****G driveway again.

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> DEC 23rd

> >>

> >> 16 more sodding inches of F*****G snow and F*****G ice and F*****G

> >>

> >> sleet and god knows what other white sh*te fell last night. I am in court

> >>

> >> in 3 months time for assaulting the snowplough driver with an ice pick.

> >>

> >> Can't move my F*****g toes. Haven't seen the sun for 5 weeks. Minus 20

> >> and

> >>

> >> more F*****G snow forecast F**K THIS, I'M MOVING TO AUSTRALI

*/DEC 16th

> >>

> >> It's starting to snow. The first of the season and the first we've

> >>

> >> seen for years. The wife and I took our hot toddies and sat on the porch

> >>

> >> watching the fluffy snow flakes drift gently down clinging to the trees

> >>

> >> and covering the ground. It's so beautiful and peaceful.

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> DEC 17th.

> >>

> >> We awoke to a lovely blanket of crystal white glistening snow

> >>

> >> covering as far as the eye could see. What a fantastic sight, every tree

> >>

> >> and bush covered with a beautiful white mantle. I shovelled snow for the

> >>

> >> first time ever and loved it. I did both our driveway and pavement.

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> Later that day a snowplough came along and accidentally covered up

> >>

> >> our driveway with compacted snow from the street. The driver smiled and

> >>

> >> waved. I waved back and shovelled it away again. The children next door

> >>

> >> built a snowman with coal for eyes and a carrot for a nose, and had a

> >>

> >> snowball fight, a couple just missed me and hit the car so I threw a

> >>

> >> couple back and joined in their fun.

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> DEC 18th.

> >>

> >> It snowed an additional 5 inches last night and the temperature

> >>

> >> dropped to around minus 8 degrees. Several branches on our trees and

> >>

> >> bushes snapped due to the weight of snow. I shovelled our driveway again.

> >>

> >> Shortly afterwards the snowplough came by and did his trick again. Much

> >> of

> >>

> >> the snow is now a brownish-grey.

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> Dec 19th.

> >>

> >> Warmed up enough during the day to create some slush which soon

> >>

> >> became ice when the temperature dropped again. Bought snow tyres for both

> >>

> >> our cars £500. Fell on my a*se in the driveway. £100 to a physio but

> >> nothing

> >>

> >> was broken.

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> DEC 20th.

> >>

> >> Still cold. Sold the wife's car and bought her a 4x4 to get her to

> >>

> >> work. She slid into a wall and did considerable damage to the right

> >> wing -

> >>

> >> £200. Had another 8 inches of white sh*te last night. Both vehicles are

> >>

> >> re-covered in salt and iced up slush. That b*stard snowplough came by

> >>

> >> twice today. Where's that bl*ody shovel.

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> DEC 21st

> >>

> >> More F*****G snow. Not a tree or bush in our property that hasn't

> >>

> >> been damaged. Power was off most of the night. Tried to keep from

> >> freezing

> >>

> >> to death with candles and a paraffin heater which tipped over and nearly

> >>

> >> torched the house. I managed to put the flames out but suffered 2nd

> >> degree

> >>

> >> burns on my hands. Lost all my eye brows and eyelashes. Car hit a F*****G

> >>

> >> deer on the way to casualty and was written off.

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> DEC 22nd

> >>

> >> F*****G B*****D white sh*te just keeps on coming down. Have to put on

> >>

> >> every article of clothing just to go to the post box. The little sod

> >>

> >> next door ambushed me with snowballs on the way back - I'll shove that

> >>

> >> carrot so far up the little pr*cks a*se it'll take a good surgeon 6 hours

> >>

> >> to find it. If I ever catch the a*sehole that drives the snowplough I'll

> >>

> >> chew open his chest and rip out his heart with my teeth. I think the

> >>

> >> B*****D hides round the corner and waits for me to finish shovelling and

> >>

> >> then he accelerates down the street like Michael F*****G Schumacher and

> >>

> >> buries the F*****G driveway again.

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> DEC 23rd

> >>

> >> 16 more sodding inches of F*****G snow and F*****G ice and F*****G

> >>

> >> sleet and god knows what other white sh*te fell last night. I am in court

> >>

> >> in 3 months time for assaulting the snowplough driver with an ice pick.

> >>

> >> Can't move my F*****g toes. Haven't seen the sun for 5 weeks. Minus 20

> >> and

> >>

> >> more F*****G snow forecast F**K THIS, I'M MOVING TO AUSTRALI

LOL MERV, I CAN RELATE TO YOUR POST MATE... IT STARTED AGAIN IN NORTH AYRSHIRE THE OTHER NIGHT ,

TELLING U MATE THIS BETTER STOP AND "PD FKN Q"

BOUGHT A NEW BIKE IN NOVEMBER, AND THRU WORK AND THE AFORE MENYIONED SNOW, I'VE HARDLY RIDDEN THEFEKN THING, IM IN A STATE OF UN-CHUFFEDNESS....ROLL ON NON SLIPPY TIMES ......

haha i was like this over decemember period im so glad its over