Moderator mervin Posted January 10, 2010 Moderator Share Posted January 10, 2010 */DEC 16th > >> > >> It's starting to snow. The first of the season and the first we've > >> > >> seen for years. The wife and I took our hot toddies and sat on the porch > >> > >> watching the fluffy snow flakes drift gently down clinging to the trees > >> > >> and covering the ground. It's so beautiful and peaceful. > >> > >> > >> > >> DEC 17th. > >> > >> We awoke to a lovely blanket of crystal white glistening snow > >> > >> covering as far as the eye could see. What a fantastic sight, every tree > >> > >> and bush covered with a beautiful white mantle. I shovelled snow for the > >> > >> first time ever and loved it. I did both our driveway and pavement. > >> > >> > >> > >> Later that day a snowplough came along and accidentally covered up > >> > >> our driveway with compacted snow from the street. The driver smiled and > >> > >> waved. I waved back and shovelled it away again. The children next door > >> > >> built a snowman with coal for eyes and a carrot for a nose, and had a > >> > >> snowball fight, a couple just missed me and hit the car so I threw a > >> > >> couple back and joined in their fun. > >> > >> > >> > >> DEC 18th. > >> > >> It snowed an additional 5 inches last night and the temperature > >> > >> dropped to around minus 8 degrees. Several branches on our trees and > >> > >> bushes snapped due to the weight of snow. I shovelled our driveway again. > >> > >> Shortly afterwards the snowplough came by and did his trick again. Much > >> of > >> > >> the snow is now a brownish-grey. > >> > >> > >> > >> Dec 19th. > >> > >> Warmed up enough during the day to create some slush which soon > >> > >> became ice when the temperature dropped again. Bought snow tyres for both > >> > >> our cars £500. Fell on my a*se in the driveway. £100 to a physio but > >> nothing > >> > >> was broken. > >> > >> > >> > >> DEC 20th. > >> > >> Still cold. Sold the wife's car and bought her a 4x4 to get her to > >> > >> work. She slid into a wall and did considerable damage to the right > >> wing - > >> > >> £200. Had another 8 inches of white sh*te last night. Both vehicles are > >> > >> re-covered in salt and iced up slush. That b*stard snowplough came by > >> > >> twice today. Where's that bl*ody shovel. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> DEC 21st > >> > >> More F*****G snow. Not a tree or bush in our property that hasn't > >> > >> been damaged. Power was off most of the night. Tried to keep from > >> freezing > >> > >> to death with candles and a paraffin heater which tipped over and nearly > >> > >> torched the house. I managed to put the flames out but suffered 2nd > >> degree > >> > >> burns on my hands. Lost all my eye brows and eyelashes. Car hit a F*****G > >> > >> deer on the way to casualty and was written off. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> DEC 22nd > >> > >> F*****G B*****D white sh*te just keeps on coming down. Have to put on > >> > >> every article of clothing just to go to the post box. The little sod > >> > >> next door ambushed me with snowballs on the way back - I'll shove that > >> > >> carrot so far up the little pr*cks a*se it'll take a good surgeon 6 hours > >> > >> to find it. If I ever catch the a*sehole that drives the snowplough I'll > >> > >> chew open his chest and rip out his heart with my teeth. I think the > >> > >> B*****D hides round the corner and waits for me to finish shovelling and > >> > >> then he accelerates down the street like Michael F*****G Schumacher and > >> > >> buries the F*****G driveway again. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> DEC 23rd > >> > >> 16 more sodding inches of F*****G snow and F*****G ice and F*****G > >> > >> sleet and god knows what other white sh*te fell last night. I am in court > >> > >> in 3 months time for assaulting the snowplough driver with an ice pick. > >> > >> Can't move my F*****g toes. Haven't seen the sun for 5 weeks. Minus 20 > >> and > >> > >> more F*****G snow forecast F**K THIS, I'M MOVING TO AUSTRALI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrwanman Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 */DEC 16th > >> > >> It's starting to snow. The first of the season and the first we've > >> > >> seen for years. The wife and I took our hot toddies and sat on the porch > >> > >> watching the fluffy snow flakes drift gently down clinging to the trees > >> > >> and covering the ground. It's so beautiful and peaceful. > >> > >> > >> > >> DEC 17th. > >> > >> We awoke to a lovely blanket of crystal white glistening snow > >> > >> covering as far as the eye could see. What a fantastic sight, every tree > >> > >> and bush covered with a beautiful white mantle. I shovelled snow for the > >> > >> first time ever and loved it. I did both our driveway and pavement. > >> > >> > >> > >> Later that day a snowplough came along and accidentally covered up > >> > >> our driveway with compacted snow from the street. The driver smiled and > >> > >> waved. I waved back and shovelled it away again. The children next door > >> > >> built a snowman with coal for eyes and a carrot for a nose, and had a > >> > >> snowball fight, a couple just missed me and hit the car so I threw a > >> > >> couple back and joined in their fun. > >> > >> > >> > >> DEC 18th. > >> > >> It snowed an additional 5 inches last night and the temperature > >> > >> dropped to around minus 8 degrees. Several branches on our trees and > >> > >> bushes snapped due to the weight of snow. I shovelled our driveway again. > >> > >> Shortly afterwards the snowplough came by and did his trick again. Much > >> of > >> > >> the snow is now a brownish-grey. > >> > >> > >> > >> Dec 19th. > >> > >> Warmed up enough during the day to create some slush which soon > >> > >> became ice when the temperature dropped again. Bought snow tyres for both > >> > >> our cars £500. Fell on my a*se in the driveway. £100 to a physio but > >> nothing > >> > >> was broken. > >> > >> > >> > >> DEC 20th. > >> > >> Still cold. Sold the wife's car and bought her a 4x4 to get her to > >> > >> work. She slid into a wall and did considerable damage to the right > >> wing - > >> > >> £200. Had another 8 inches of white sh*te last night. Both vehicles are > >> > >> re-covered in salt and iced up slush. That b*stard snowplough came by > >> > >> twice today. Where's that bl*ody shovel. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> DEC 21st > >> > >> More F*****G snow. Not a tree or bush in our property that hasn't > >> > >> been damaged. Power was off most of the night. Tried to keep from > >> freezing > >> > >> to death with candles and a paraffin heater which tipped over and nearly > >> > >> torched the house. I managed to put the flames out but suffered 2nd > >> degree > >> > >> burns on my hands. Lost all my eye brows and eyelashes. Car hit a F*****G > >> > >> deer on the way to casualty and was written off. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> DEC 22nd > >> > >> F*****G B*****D white sh*te just keeps on coming down. Have to put on > >> > >> every article of clothing just to go to the post box. The little sod > >> > >> next door ambushed me with snowballs on the way back - I'll shove that > >> > >> carrot so far up the little pr*cks a*se it'll take a good surgeon 6 hours > >> > >> to find it. If I ever catch the a*sehole that drives the snowplough I'll > >> > >> chew open his chest and rip out his heart with my teeth. I think the > >> > >> B*****D hides round the corner and waits for me to finish shovelling and > >> > >> then he accelerates down the street like Michael F*****G Schumacher and > >> > >> buries the F*****G driveway again. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> DEC 23rd > >> > >> 16 more sodding inches of F*****G snow and F*****G ice and F*****G > >> > >> sleet and god knows what other white sh*te fell last night. I am in court > >> > >> in 3 months time for assaulting the snowplough driver with an ice pick. > >> > >> Can't move my F*****g toes. Haven't seen the sun for 5 weeks. Minus 20 > >> and > >> > >> more F*****G snow forecast F**K THIS, I'M MOVING TO AUSTRALI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrwanman Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 LOL MERV, I CAN RELATE TO YOUR POST MATE... IT STARTED AGAIN IN NORTH AYRSHIRE THE OTHER NIGHT , TELLING U MATE THIS BETTER STOP AND "PD FKN Q" BOUGHT A NEW BIKE IN NOVEMBER, AND THRU WORK AND THE AFORE MENYIONED SNOW, I'VE HARDLY RIDDEN THEFEKN THING, IM IN A STATE OF UN-CHUFFEDNESS....ROLL ON NON SLIPPY TIMES ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kishan Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 haha i was like this over decemember period im so glad its over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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