Moderator mervin Posted December 17, 2009 Moderator Share Posted December 17, 2009 A burglar broke into a house one Christmas night looking for presents when the family was not home. He shined his flashlight around, looking, when a voice in the dark said, 'Santa knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Santa is watching you.' Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Rudolph,' replied the bird. 'Rudolph?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Rudolph?' 'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Santa.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barkwindjammer Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 'thats a cracker' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted December 17, 2009 Moderator Share Posted December 17, 2009 he he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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