Moderator mervin Posted November 9, 2009 Moderator Share Posted November 9, 2009 RANDOM THOUGHTS ............... Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. ____________________ I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. ____________________ There is a great need for sarcasm font. ___________________ Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it. ___________________ How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? __________________ I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. ___________________ I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Was learning to write in cursive really necessary? _________________ I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. _______________ How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said? ________________ I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.. Stay strong, brothers & sisters ! ________________ MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. _______________ Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. _________________ Bad decisions make good stories. ________________ You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day. ________________ Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection. _______________ I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to. _______________ I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? D@mnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? _____________ I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. _______________ It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood. ______________ I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. ______________ Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time... _______________ SMILE ---- it makes people wonder....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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