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A father walks into a restaurant with his young son..

He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him

occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face..

The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts

slapping him on the back..

The boy coughs up 2 of the 10p's, but keeps choking.

Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business

suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup

of coffee.

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down,

neatly folds the newspaper places it on the counter, gets up from her

seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's'

testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then

ever so firmly..

After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and

coughs up the last of the 10p's, which the woman deftly catches in

her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks

back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father

rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never

seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a

doctor? "

'No,' the woman replied.

I'm with

the Inland Revenue..'

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A man sitting in a restaurant on his own notices a young girl a few tables away sitting on her own.

"excuse me miss, but I couldn't help but notice that you are sitting on your own, would you care to join me for dinner?"

"WHAT! GO HOME WITH YOU?", Said the young girl.

"No, all I asked you is if you wanted to join me for dinner"

"WHAT! SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

"No, no, no, you got it all wrong, all I asked you to do was to have dinner with me"

"WHAT! HAVE SEX WITH YOU!"

Very embarrassed, the man went back to his table

Five minutes later, the young girl approached the mans table

"I'm very sorry to have embarrassed you but I'm a research student studying human reactions in embarrassing situations, of course I would love to have dinner with you.

"WHAT! £50 QUID, YOU MUST BE JOKING!"

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