Moderator mervin Posted November 6, 2009 Moderator Share Posted November 6, 2009 A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.. He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back.. The boy coughs up 2 of the 10p's, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last of the 10p's, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? " 'No,' the woman replied. I'm with the Inland Revenue..' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike1949 Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 A man sitting in a restaurant on his own notices a young girl a few tables away sitting on her own. "excuse me miss, but I couldn't help but notice that you are sitting on your own, would you care to join me for dinner?" "WHAT! GO HOME WITH YOU?", Said the young girl. "No, all I asked you is if you wanted to join me for dinner" "WHAT! SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" "No, no, no, you got it all wrong, all I asked you to do was to have dinner with me" "WHAT! HAVE SEX WITH YOU!" Very embarrassed, the man went back to his table Five minutes later, the young girl approached the mans table "I'm very sorry to have embarrassed you but I'm a research student studying human reactions in embarrassing situations, of course I would love to have dinner with you. "WHAT! £50 QUID, YOU MUST BE JOKING!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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