barkwindjammer Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 A woman golfer was horrified when her drive hit a man at the next hole, He clasped his hands at his crotch in agony, the lady rushed over apologising profusely and said "I'm a physio (dontcha know) and I could ease the pain if you'd let me, he agreed to let her try and She took his hands away from his crotch and put her hand down the front of his trousers "how does that feel she said"? "magic he said but my thumb still hurts like fuk"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted October 20, 2009 Moderator Share Posted October 20, 2009 Golfers, what are they like? Most are like normal people. They walk around a field hitting a little ball with a stick. They think that the lower number of hits they do is better. They like ornithology as you often hear them say words like "birdie" or "eagle". They are interested in nuclear war as they can often mutter the "bunker" word and like their dads as they all want to know "Par" better. I think Winston Churchill had a famous saying about golf. Important note. Golfers are not to be confused with GOFFers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barkwindjammer Posted October 20, 2009 Author Share Posted October 20, 2009 Ahhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted October 20, 2009 Moderator Share Posted October 20, 2009 two golfers were on a putting green when a hearse drove by. one golfer took his cap off and bowed his head. The other golfer was amazed at this act of respect and told him so! "its the least i could do for the wife" he said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike1949 Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 A golfer rushed into the 19th hole(clubhouse) and shouted "Is there a doctor here?, a lady golfer has been hit by a golf ball" "yes" a doctor replied. "where was she hit?" "Between the first and second hole" replied the golfer "Oh dear" said the doctor "There won't be enough room to put a plaster there." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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