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A woman golfer

was horrified when

her drive hit a

man at the next

hole,

He clasped his

hands at his

crotch in agony,

the lady rushed over

apologising profusely

and said

"I'm a physio (dontcha know) :nurse:

and I could ease the pain

if you'd let me,

he agreed to let her try

and She took his

hands away from his crotch

and put her hand down

the front of his

trousers

"how does that feel

she said"?

"magic he said ;)

but my thumb still hurts like fuk"! :o:DB)

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Golfers, what are they like?

Most are like normal people. They walk around a field hitting a little ball with a stick. They think that the lower number of hits they do is better. They like ornithology as you often hear them say words like "birdie" or "eagle". They are interested in nuclear war as they can often mutter the "bunker" word and like their dads as they all want to know "Par" better.

I think Winston Churchill had a famous saying about golf.

Important note. Golfers are not to be confused with GOFFers.

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two golfers were on a putting green when a hearse drove by.

one golfer took his cap off and bowed his head.

The other golfer was amazed at this act of respect and told him so!

"its the least i could do for the wife" he said

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A golfer rushed into the 19th hole(clubhouse) and shouted

"Is there a doctor here?, a lady golfer has been hit by a golf ball"

"yes" a doctor replied. "where was she hit?"

"Between the first and second hole" replied the golfer

"Oh dear" said the doctor

"There won't be enough room to put a plaster there."

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