Moderator DirtyDT Posted October 12, 2009 Moderator Share Posted October 12, 2009 When I cook a souffle I can't get it to stay up. What am I doing wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Cynic Posted October 12, 2009 Moderator Share Posted October 12, 2009 When I cook a souffle I can't get it to stay up. What am I doing wrong? You need BWJ's ceiling decorator to whip the ingredients up to a nice frothy mix.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted October 12, 2009 Author Moderator Share Posted October 12, 2009 You need BWJ's ceiling decorator to whip the ingredients up to a nice frothy mix.......... OK but I don't want anyone to gargle the mixture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Cynic Posted October 12, 2009 Moderator Share Posted October 12, 2009 OK but I don't want anyone to gargle the mixture The eternal question spit/swallow? Personally i swallow my toothpaste suds as i find it helps my throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted October 12, 2009 Author Moderator Share Posted October 12, 2009 The eternal question spit/swallow? Personally i swallow my toothpaste suds as i find it helps my throat. What if.........what if.............what if you enjoy it. Oh sh*t I am going to have nightmares now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barkwindjammer Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 I gave Delia a call, she was pissed and incoherent, well it is after 3:30pm, so I phoned Nigella instead, I forgot my question and the Tourettes kicked in, "cracking tits" didnt go down well and she hung up I think the answer is - dont open the oven door for a look, the temp falls rapidly and result is shrivelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted October 12, 2009 Author Moderator Share Posted October 12, 2009 I gave Delia a call, she was pissed and incoherent Maybe she was gargling toothpaste? I think the answer is - dont open the oven door for a look, the temp falls rapidly and result is shrivelling I have suffered a lot from shriveling recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little dave Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 have you tried using an enzite pan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted October 13, 2009 Author Moderator Share Posted October 13, 2009 have you tried using an enzite pan? I haven't but I have heard that a McDonalds straw down the eye helps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttaskmaster Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 I was going to post something sarky about Nigella..... but since discovering she has a degree in medieval languages, she just became a whole lot sexier in my eyes!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Airhead Posted October 13, 2009 Moderator Share Posted October 13, 2009 I haven't but I have heard that a McDonalds straw down the eye helps Do Souffle's have eyes then??..is it a potato souffle? try a rubber band around the base of IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted October 14, 2009 Author Moderator Share Posted October 14, 2009 Do Souffle's have eyes then??..is it a potato souffle? try a rubber band around the base of IT Isn't that how you get warts and fleshy things to drop off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Airhead Posted October 14, 2009 Moderator Share Posted October 14, 2009 Isn't that how you get warts and fleshy things to drop off. something tells me that souffle is just a pet name for summat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted October 14, 2009 Author Moderator Share Posted October 14, 2009 something tells me that souffle is just a pet name for summat I thought I kept seeing a great DT riding away from my house before I got home. It all makes sense now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy2 Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 man this thread is one of the best out there lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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