Three men, a Scouser, a Manc and a Rasta all in the maternity ward waiting for their partners to give birth.

The midwife comes out and tells them congratulations, they're all father's of beautiful healthy boys, however unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any family resemblance etc.

The Manc wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby

The Rasta looks a bit confused :

"Excuse me", he says, "But don't you think he's likely to be mine ?"

"Probably", replies the Manc, "But one of them in there's a Scouser, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!!"

good one!!