Moderator mervin Posted August 28, 2009 Moderator Share Posted August 28, 2009 HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK'- She is a 'BREASTED INDIVIDUAL.' 2. She is not a 'SCREAMER' or a 'MOANER'- She is 'VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.' 3. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' 4. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.' 5. She has not 'BEEN AROUND'- She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.' 6. She is not an 'AIRHEAD' - She is 'REALITY IMPAIRED.' 7. She does not get 'DRUNK' or 'TIPSY'- She gets 'CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.' 8. She does not have 'BREAST IMPLANTS' - She is 'MEDICALLY ENHANCED.' 9. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.' 10. She is not a 'TRAMP' - She is 'SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.' 11. She does not have 'MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS' - She is 'PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.' 12. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaGod Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 :eusa_clap: extremely true, Mervin ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeepurz Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Ill take two of #12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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