My girlfriend told me she gets really turned on by the thought of getting fu{ked by a big group of studs, so I booted her in the flower with my Adidas Predators

You ain't getting laid for the rest of the year then, are you?

  Ttaskmaster said:

You ain't getting laid for the rest of the year then, are you?

If I tried that I'd get 'laid out' more like

  barkwindjammer said:

My girlfriend told me she gets really turned on by the thought of getting fu{ked by a big group of studs, so I booted her in the flower with my Adidas Predators

Funny you say that!

She told me and 5 of my mates the same thing.

  DirtyDT said:

Funny you say that!

She told me and 5 of my mates the same thing.

If you read it again it says BIG studs, an your only lickle

pah, you old farts dont have the stamina nor the charm to pull effectively , times like this us youngens have the advantage... And the party doesnt start until Foamy enters the room

Foamy says: pah, you old farts dont have the stamina nor the charm to pull effectively

I heard you 'pull your weight' all the time !, you'll go blind doing that

  barkwindjammer said:

I heard you 'pull your weight' all the time !, you'll go blind doing that

Nah, i've plenty of birds to do that for me

unlike thar sen, BWJ, Tha quines wouldnae ride ya in ta battle

  wild foamy said:

Nah, i've plenty of birds to do that for me

unlike thar sen, BWJ, Tha quines wouldnae ride ya in ta battle

weel that micht be fact an nae sae much as a quibble, but, its weel ken't that Thar Quine is a'body elses Quine a'naw, scrinky pink bawz

  barkwindjammer said:

weel that micht be fact an nae sae much as a quibble, but, its weel ken't that Thar Quine is a'body elses Quine a'naw, scrinky pink bawz

what the feck was that?, sounds like someone farting into a milkshake

Foamy ,it did look like you started it!! PMSL