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My Girlfriend wont talk to me

I got caught sh@gging her sister :icon_redface:

when she found out she phoned me in a rage :pissed-off:

I asked if she could forgive me,and she snarled down the phone "you disgust me", and promptly hung up :pissed-off:

I called her back and said "babes I'm so sorry but you have got it all wrong, we never disgussed you at all" :huh:

any advice would be helpfull :mellow:

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My Girlfriend wont talk to me

I got caught sh@gging her sister :icon_redface:

when she found out she phoned me in a rage :pissed-off:

I asked if she could forgive me,and she snarled down the phone "you disgust me", and promptly hung up :pissed-off:

I called her back and said "babes I'm so sorry but you have got it all wrong, we never disgussed you at all" :huh:

any advice would be helpfull :mellow:

My advice would be never go swimming when you are drunk.

My Girlfriend wont talk to me

I got caught sh@gging her sister :icon_redface:

when she found out she phoned me in a rage :pissed-off:

I asked if she could forgive me,and she snarled down the phone "you disgust me", and promptly hung up :pissed-off:

I called her back and said "babes I'm so sorry but you have got it all wrong, we never disgussed you at all" :huh:

any advice would be helpfull :mellow:

my turn next on which ever !!! :lol::D

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What, Even the Big Yin!!!!!!!!! Oh dear.

This is so not funny, and keep Angus out of this, I have'nt told him yet,

I've no spare wellies anyway,

I thought about asking her sister to try talk her round?

wojjy think? :(

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I think it is a great idea. You could get a camera and make a party of it! You might even sell a few tickets!

What, Even the Big Yin!!!!!!!!! Oh dear.

whatever fits !

regards Jim

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Vaseline helps :lol:

with gun cleaning, she knows that already, some wimmen are gojjis when theyre angry, this one aint :unsure:

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