barkwindjammer Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Heard this on the radio today and nearly crashed A young single mother from Coatbridge in Scotland was a little embarassed this week after attempting to register her new-born baby girls name as,,,,,, Chlamidia, apparently the young woman had overheard the name a couple of times and genuinly thought it was the name for an "exotic flower" (she has a point there I suppose) when you say it several times it does have a 'ring' to it? poor kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 th' quines a muppet!, just like thar sen im getting the hang of this scottish lingo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barkwindjammer Posted June 25, 2009 Author Share Posted June 25, 2009 th' quines a muppet!, just like thar sen im getting the hang of this scottish lingo thik bint aye ! an yur really gittin the hang o it laddie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 ta be shure, ta be shure!, they always be after me lucky charms! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barkwindjammer Posted June 25, 2009 Author Share Posted June 25, 2009 ta be shure, ta be shure!, they always be after me lucky charms! its close, but its not right ! thats Oirish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little dave Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 its funny, that im part scottish. from my grandfathers side. the only way i can tell is that i have hair in my legs only from just below my knees down. i call it kilt socks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barkwindjammer Posted June 25, 2009 Author Share Posted June 25, 2009 its funny, that im part scottish. from my grandfathers side. the only way i can tell is that i have hair in my legs only from just below my knees down. i call it kilt socks! good evening Dave, what time is it in the desert? many thanks for the photo-shop 'mock-ups' on the Div, its magical that you can do that on a PC, and is a good thing that your an 'import' of some kind, otherwise you might have been Cheyenne or siouxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little dave Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 good evening Dave, what time is it in the desert? many thanks for the photo-shop 'mock-ups' on the Div, its magical that you can do that on a PC, and is a good thing that your an 'import' of some kind, otherwise you might have been Cheyenne or siouxx hahahehehe its 3 pm here in the land of hot at heck. heck im imported from all over. a quick rundown lest i be too longwinded. my dads side came to america in 1763 as part of a spanish expedition and settled in coastal california. I also have finnish, dutch and scottish in me. somewhere I have some lompoc indian in me (i think 1/512th) I never get offended, just so you know. (im more likely to offend ) I think the smurf-div is your style! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Goff Posted June 26, 2009 Moderator Share Posted June 26, 2009 Some people aren't fit to be parents - this one included What hope does that kid have with a mother thats as thick as two short planks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted June 26, 2009 Moderator Share Posted June 26, 2009 At least it did not happen..... Not like Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gas up - Let's Go! Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Some people aren't fit to be parents - this one included Parents,,,,,, ???? Alive I'd say. If ever there was a case for compulsory euthenasia, here it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barwell1992 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Some people aren't fit to be parents - this one included What hope does that kid have with a mother thats as thick as two short planks! the only hope the kid has is of becoming one whole plank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barkwindjammer Posted June 26, 2009 Author Share Posted June 26, 2009 At least it did not happen..... Not like Here heavens above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barkwindjammer Posted June 26, 2009 Author Share Posted June 26, 2009 the only hope the kid has is of becoming one whole plank and therefore normal, like most of us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 i must say, you scots do come across as being a few sandwiches short of a picnic but a f*cking laugh nonetheless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little dave Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 What hope does that kid have with a mother thats as thick as two short planks! one could always hope they rise up and improve themselves to the level of "tits on a board" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barkwindjammer Posted June 28, 2009 Author Share Posted June 28, 2009 i must say, you scots do come across as being a few sandwiches short of a picnic but a f*cking laugh nonetheless yeah, go on laugh ah ha ha ha! in my 'local' this song has been 'the' number 1 yard-stick for 'the laugh' none has perfected it yet, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlmOI9Orq88 the lines--"your carefully designed topless swimsuit" and "just for fun, for a laugh, ah ha ha" raise a big cheer in the pub, yep we Scots 'ur no right in tha heid' (a couple of sandwiches short of a pic-nic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 yep we Scots 'ur no right in tha heid' (a couple of sandwiches short of a pic-nic) a few spanners missing from the toolbox... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little dave Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Scotland seems to be a fine example of how putting together a bunch if dim bulbs can achieve a bright light. (the same can be said for beaurocracies) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin10529 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Scotland seems to be a fine example of how putting together a bunch if dim bulbs can achieve a bright light. (the same can be said for beaurocracies) Watch your mouth yank, you'll get a slap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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