Posted June 25, 200916 yr Heard this on the radio today and nearly crashed A young single mother from Coatbridge in Scotland was a little embarassed this week after attempting to register her new-born baby girls name as,,,,,, Chlamidia, apparently the young woman had overheard the name a couple of times and genuinly thought it was the name for an "exotic flower" (she has a point there I suppose) when you say it several times it does have a 'ring' to it? poor kid
June 25, 200916 yr th' quines a muppet!, just like thar sen im getting the hang of this scottish lingo
June 25, 200916 yr Author th' quines a muppet!, just like thar sen im getting the hang of this scottish lingo thik bint aye ! an yur really gittin the hang o it laddie
June 25, 200916 yr Author ta be shure, ta be shure!, they always be after me lucky charms! its close, but its not right ! thats Oirish
June 25, 200916 yr its funny, that im part scottish. from my grandfathers side. the only way i can tell is that i have hair in my legs only from just below my knees down. i call it kilt socks!
June 25, 200916 yr Author its funny, that im part scottish. from my grandfathers side. the only way i can tell is that i have hair in my legs only from just below my knees down. i call it kilt socks! good evening Dave, what time is it in the desert? many thanks for the photo-shop 'mock-ups' on the Div, its magical that you can do that on a PC, and is a good thing that your an 'import' of some kind, otherwise you might have been Cheyenne or siouxx
June 25, 200916 yr good evening Dave, what time is it in the desert? many thanks for the photo-shop 'mock-ups' on the Div, its magical that you can do that on a PC, and is a good thing that your an 'import' of some kind, otherwise you might have been Cheyenne or siouxx hahahehehe its 3 pm here in the land of hot at heck. heck im imported from all over. a quick rundown lest i be too longwinded. my dads side came to america in 1763 as part of a spanish expedition and settled in coastal california. I also have finnish, dutch and scottish in me. somewhere I have some lompoc indian in me (i think 1/512th) I never get offended, just so you know. (im more likely to offend ) I think the smurf-div is your style!
June 26, 200916 yr Moderator Some people aren't fit to be parents - this one included What hope does that kid have with a mother thats as thick as two short planks!
June 26, 200916 yr Some people aren't fit to be parents - this one included Parents,,,,,, ???? Alive I'd say. If ever there was a case for compulsory euthenasia, here it is.
June 26, 200916 yr Some people aren't fit to be parents - this one included What hope does that kid have with a mother thats as thick as two short planks! the only hope the kid has is of becoming one whole plank
June 26, 200916 yr Author the only hope the kid has is of becoming one whole plank and therefore normal, like most of us
June 28, 200916 yr i must say, you scots do come across as being a few sandwiches short of a picnic but a f*cking laugh nonetheless
June 28, 200916 yr What hope does that kid have with a mother thats as thick as two short planks! one could always hope they rise up and improve themselves to the level of "tits on a board"
June 28, 200916 yr Author i must say, you scots do come across as being a few sandwiches short of a picnic but a f*cking laugh nonetheless yeah, go on laugh ah ha ha ha! in my 'local' this song has been 'the' number 1 yard-stick for 'the laugh' none has perfected it yet, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlmOI9Orq88 the lines--"your carefully designed topless swimsuit" and "just for fun, for a laugh, ah ha ha" raise a big cheer in the pub, yep we Scots 'ur no right in tha heid' (a couple of sandwiches short of a pic-nic)
June 28, 200916 yr yep we Scots 'ur no right in tha heid' (a couple of sandwiches short of a pic-nic) a few spanners missing from the toolbox...
June 29, 200916 yr Scotland seems to be a fine example of how putting together a bunch if dim bulbs can achieve a bright light. (the same can be said for beaurocracies)
June 30, 200916 yr Scotland seems to be a fine example of how putting together a bunch if dim bulbs can achieve a bright light. (the same can be said for beaurocracies) Watch your mouth yank, you'll get a slap.
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