Moderator mervin Posted June 6, 2009 Moderator Share Posted June 6, 2009 Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, 'Your heart would be just below your left breast'. Later that night......... Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*TQ* Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Oh Dear. Taxi for mervin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Airhead Posted June 6, 2009 Moderator Share Posted June 6, 2009 Haha, good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 failjoke is fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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barkwindjammer Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 That kind of thing just leaves a bad taste in your mouth ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 That kind of thing just leaves a bad taste in your mouth ! sounds like that dodgey nightclub my matey told me about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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