Moderator drewpy Posted June 2, 2009 Moderator Share Posted June 2, 2009 OG out on a long summer ride on his DT, pulls up to a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar: COLD BEER: £2.00 HAMBURGER: £2.25 CHEESEBURGER: £2.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH : £3.50 HAND JOB: £50.00 Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, OG walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving lemonade to wild Foamy and a couple of his Moped friends. She glides down behind the bar to the old biker. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?" OG leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am". OG leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands really good, cause I want a cheeseburger". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Airhead Posted June 2, 2009 Moderator Share Posted June 2, 2009 LOL...Thats older than me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little dave Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 LOL...Thats older than me it may be older than you, but I hear you still enjoyed the cheeseburger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted June 2, 2009 Moderator Share Posted June 2, 2009 Lucky there was no giant sausage with cheese on the menu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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