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A youngest Son askes his dad "What is the difference between Potentially and reality?

His Dad replies "I will explain it to you."

The Dad turns to his wife and asks her, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million Pounds?"

The Wife replies "Yes, off course! I would never waste such an opportunity!"

The Dad asks his daughter "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million Pounds?"

The Daughter replies "Wow! Yes! That is my fantasy!"

Dad turns to his eldest son and asks him "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million Pounds?"

The Eldest son replies "Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million Pounds!"

So the father turns back to his younger son and says "You see son, 'potentially' we are sitting on 3 million Pounds. But in 'reality' we are living with two hookers and a Bi guy!"

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