Moderator DirtyDT Posted May 14, 2009 Moderator Share Posted May 14, 2009 A young nun in a nunnery wakes up one morning and finds hair growing between her legs. Being innocent she and not knowing about puberty she runs from her cell and looks for mother superior. On her way she meets father Abraham. “Father…. Father” she says, “Where can I find mother superior?”. “she has gone to town for the whole day” the priest replies. Seeing the nun is distressed he says to her “You look very worried tell me what is the matter and I will try to help”. The nun is very embarrassed but after a little coaching she tells him she what has happened. “Come into my cell and show me” says the priest. So they go into the priest’s cell and she lifts her habit and shows him the hair growth. “Don’t worry” the priest tells the nun “that is normal”. The nun is still looking worried so the priest says he will lift his habit to show the nun that hair is normal. The priest lifts his habit and exposes his hair and cock. “Ah” Says the nun. “I feel much better now that I have seen that you have hair there but I have a question” Pointing to the priests cock she asks “When will I have one of them between my legs”? The priest replies ……………………………………………….“As soon as you lay on my bed” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barkwindjammer Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Boom Boom ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barwell1992 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 haha lmao "gives him a idea" any one know where i can get a priest out fit and wheres the nearest nunery ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted May 14, 2009 Author Moderator Share Posted May 14, 2009 The call them nun's because they don't get any! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barwell1992 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 The call them nun's because they don't get any! haha lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Cynic Posted May 14, 2009 Moderator Share Posted May 14, 2009 The call them nun's because they don't get any! So thats why priests have a dirty habit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barkwindjammer Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Now come on, I'll bet you that under the ugly Betty specs and their bushy eyebrows there must be quite a few knee janglers in there ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttaskmaster Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 any one know where i can get a priest outfit ? Yes, I do. I have a full Cassock outfit, myself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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