Moderator mervin Posted May 8, 2009 Moderator Share Posted May 8, 2009 Baptising an Irish drunk... > >> > >> A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a > >> preacher baptising people in the river. > >> > >> He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the > >> preacher. > >> > >> > >> The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, > >> whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?' > >> > >> The drunk shouts, 'Yes, oi am.' > >> > >> So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. > >> > >> He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?' > >> > >> The drunk replies, 'No, oi haven't found Jesus.' > >> > >> The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a > >> little longer. > >> > >> He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus > >> me > >> brother?' > >> > >> The drunk again answers, 'No,oi I haven't found Jesus.' > >> > >> By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the > >> water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and > >> when > >> he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. > >> > >> The preacher again asks the drunk,'For the love of God have you found > >> Jesus?' > >> > >> (Are you ready for this????) > >> > >> > >> > >> The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, > >> > >> 'Are you sure dis is where he fell in?' > > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Airhead Posted May 8, 2009 Moderator Share Posted May 8, 2009 Aahahahaha... God one. Edit. I mean good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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