Baptising an Irish drunk...

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> >> A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a

> >> preacher baptising people in the river.

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> >> He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the

> >> preacher.

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> >> The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol,

> >> whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?'

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> >> The drunk shouts, 'Yes, oi am.'

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> >> So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.

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> >> He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?'

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> >> The drunk replies, 'No, oi haven't found Jesus.'

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> >> The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a

> >> little longer.

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> >> He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus

> >> me

> >> brother?'

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> >> The drunk again answers, 'No,oi I haven't found Jesus.'

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> >> By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the

> >> water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and

> >> when

> >> he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.

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> >> The preacher again asks the drunk,'For the love of God have you found

> >> Jesus?'

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> >> (Are you ready for this????)

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> >> The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,

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> >> 'Are you sure dis is where he fell in?'

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Aahahahaha... God one.

Edit. I mean good one