Billy Balthorpe Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 How many murdered prostitutes can i fit in my garage? Two more if i take me bike out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttaskmaster Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Oh, you're a Trucker, are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Balthorpe Posted May 5, 2009 Author Share Posted May 5, 2009 Sorry, no. If i was a trucker i would leave them dotted around the countryside wrapped up in bits of old carpet and my garage would be full of spare bits of old carpet, axes and porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttaskmaster Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Just like my Dad, then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted May 5, 2009 Moderator Share Posted May 5, 2009 oy feck off you 2 bringing truckers into ill repute it was all started by that feckwit clarksnobb, that bloke was a bloody forklift truck driver merv :D Ps we dont murder em all some are too good for that and do not charge too much so it is cheaper than having a wife :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttaskmaster Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Well, my dad really is a trucker , so I can slag 'em off all I like He's the bastard that made me grow up listening to Convoy and playing with CB radios Anyway - Nothing wrong with Clarkson - Met him several times and he's always been a gentleman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted May 5, 2009 Moderator Share Posted May 5, 2009 well i am really a trucker Cb is knackered and prefer meat loaf,eagles.ELO, Norah Jones. etc too convoy Merv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barkwindjammer Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Roger was a well popular guy on the CB, he wouldnt ever reply to me though ? 10-4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttaskmaster Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 well i am really a trucker Cb is knackered and prefer meat loaf,eagles.ELO, Norah Jones. etc too convoy Merv No Tammy Wynette???!!! Get a Midland 48+ Multi from Thunderpole - They're fantastic. I got one at home and a Midland 42 on the bike!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Goff Posted May 6, 2009 Moderator Share Posted May 6, 2009 PMSL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltdave Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 yeah, must be a Brit thing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttaskmaster Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 yeah, must be a Brit thing.... Nope - Back in the 70s, you Yanks exported illegal AM CB Radios to us here in Blighty. Those, along with CW McCall and Kris Kristoffersen in the movie Convoy. Later came Burt Reynolds in Smokey & The Bandit and the rest of the whole Trucker culture kinda followed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltdave Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Nope - Back in the 70s, you Yanks exported illegal AM CB Radios to us here in Blighty. Those, along with CW McCall and Kris Kristoffersen in the movie Convoy. Later came Burt Reynolds in Smokey & The Bandit and the rest of the whole Trucker culture kinda followed. but whats that got to do with moving a bike in order to store two corpses of women who happened to be prostitutes in a garage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maltatrucker Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Nope - Back in the 70s, you Yanks exported illegal AM CB Radios to us here in Blighty. Those, along with CW McCall and Kris Kristoffersen in the movie Convoy. Later came Burt Reynolds in Smokey & The Bandit and the rest of the whole Trucker culture kinda followed. Blast from the past.I remember those days,used to drive a Volvo F88 then a Ford Transcontinental Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 "Any hand out there got the 10-13?" "theres a smokey playing in the hay up ahead, back it down out there." "we've got a cleanshot bubbas, lay the hammer down." and various other remarks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bananaR6 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Hey where's all the MALE pro's out there???? im a trucker 2, i've never seen 1????? mmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted May 10, 2009 Moderator Share Posted May 10, 2009 Blast from the past.I remember those days,used to drive a Volvo F88 then a Ford Transcontinental you poor sod, mind you they were the dog danglies then, i reme ber looking over a transcon with electrical problems in Cherbourg once bloody crude or what, could not find any fuses just a load of connectors, the guy had no lights so was only driving during the day, thought about offering him my 113 as a straight swap, then thought the boss may not be too happy and would have had the lights fixed, merv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttaskmaster Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 but whats that got to do with moving a bike in order to store two corpses of women who happened to be prostitutes in a garage? Truckers are often depicted as being mobile rapists/prostitute-murderers in common derogatory humour, in the same way Irishmen and blonde women are depicted as being utterly stupid. As always, there will be an incident of truth leading to this misrepresentitative stereotype, in which some trucker did indeed rape and/or murder one or more women who may or may not have been prostitutes. It's about as truthful as all bikers being leather clad, long haired drink & drug loving, baby-eating, granny bashing, Cruiser-riding posers... who are also (somehow) stereotyped as short-haired pretty boy power rangers, hell bent on speed and who crash and kill themselves every sunny weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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