Moderator mervin Posted April 26, 2009 Moderator Share Posted April 26, 2009 This wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers in an attempt to spice up a dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ……. enough times till her husband says, ”Are you wearing crotchless knickers?” “Yes,” she answers, seductively. “Thank Christ for that. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa.” ----------------------------------------------------------- A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach . He had no arms and no legs Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman walked over to him and whispered in his ear 'Have you ever been f*cked?' The fellow looked up in amazement and said 'No' well you will be when the tide comes in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKennyWannabee Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Huh ? Maybe I'm just slow-witted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnhar Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Lol last line for the guy on the beach should be "well you are now the tides coming in" love that joke haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKennyWannabee Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I knew I was missing something ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted April 27, 2009 Author Moderator Share Posted April 27, 2009 hmm wonder where that line went Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted April 27, 2009 Moderator Share Posted April 27, 2009 very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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