April 2, 200915 yr Moderator what's the matter, mervin?... afraid you can't handle such a beast?... Now WF i've been with my missus for nigh on 20 years, so out of touch as i am to a womans feelings even I know you could have worded that sentance FAR better...........When exactly is the flogging?
April 2, 200915 yr Moderator what's the matter, mervin?... afraid you can't handle such a beast?... Foamy at my age you need nourishment, not punishment, and i would not call Goff a beast too often or death may come quicker than you think
April 2, 200915 yr oh i see, no i wasnt calling her a beast in such a derogatory way, merely that she can be very dominating... all this riding has been messing with my mind, i seem to have a passion for leather (usually onle jackets, but i keep an open mind)
April 2, 200915 yr Author Moderator My god you are only 16!! Fookin hell if i'd known that i'd have patted you on the head, given you a copy of Hustler and pointed you in the direction of the youth club! I thought you were waaaaaaay older *mental note to self - always check the label*
April 2, 200915 yr Moderator Goff been there done that and found just before i got too doing something that would have ended up with me in deep trouble, i was 18 she was 14 looking like 18 acting like going on 25 merv
April 2, 200915 yr My god you are only 16!! Fookin hell if i'd known that i'd have patted you on the head, given you a copy of Hustler and pointed you in the direction of the youth club! I thought you were waaaaaaay older *mental note to self - always check the label* Hands off Goff - I'm on the lookout for my daughter - need to get her married off sharpish (then I can rent her room out!) Sorry about the scooter WF - but can you keep her in a style which she is unaccustomed to........? :lol: :lol:
April 2, 200915 yr style which she is unaccustomed to........? :lol: :lol: Hmm... scooters... in normal circumstances i wouldn't touch them with a sh*tty stick. although the new Jogs look quite bitchin', and the Speedfights can really fly if you derestrict them right. suppose we all gotta start somewere eh? Whats the matter, Goff?... afraid my overwhelming youth would give you a heart attack? (not to mention heart ache?) i promise i'll be gentle (BTW, i'd prefer a copy of Superbike to Hustler...)
April 3, 200915 yr 3 years of wasting my life with a loser who showed his true colours and im back on the market YEEEAAAASSSSS!!!!!
April 3, 200915 yr Moderator Hmm... scooters... in normal circumstances i wouldn't touch them with a sh*tty stick. although the new Jogs look quite bitchin', and the Speedfights can really fly if you derestrict them right. suppose we all gotta start somewere eh? have you not heard the old joke foamy, "Scooters and fat birds great fun too ride until your mates find out" merv
April 3, 200915 yr Moderator Is he saying the same thing? hmmm, I bet you're really the sensitive kind
April 3, 200915 yr Author Moderator It's a question and not indended to offend.......... Really? Then why post it?
April 3, 200915 yr I have read all the posts, and let me tell you that this thread is awesome. I´ve been laughing for half an hour ,or more. Actually,only Mr Bean has this effect on me.
April 3, 200915 yr Actually,only Mr Bean has this effect on me. You saying Foamy looks like Mr Bean ???? lol
April 3, 200915 yr Author Moderator I have read all the posts, and let me tell you that this thread is awesome. I´ve been laughing for half an hour ,or more. Actually,only Mr Bean has this effect on me. Me too! See you CAN laugh through some of the bad times eh You saying Foamy looks like Mr Bean ???? lol I think he looks more like one of them kids outta American Pie.........
April 3, 200915 yr Me too! See you CAN laugh through some of the bad times eh Good for you Goff, had noticed u were bit quieter round here recently, but its lovely to have u back in full effect!! I think he looks more like one of them kids outta American Pie......... Ah, you're spot on, that'd be Finch aka Sh*tbreak!!!
April 3, 200915 yr Author Moderator Good for you Goff, had noticed u were bit quieter round here recently, but its lovely to have u back in full effect!! Ah, you're spot on, that'd be Finch aka Sh*tbreak!!! Thats him! The one who's shaggin Stifflers mom
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