April 2, 200915 yr Hmmm, u 2 on the pull together plus the 'who needs men' comment...... Could this be a conversion to the dark side????? Easy tiger...dream on Goff is a very pretty lady but i dont bat for that team mate... Full bodied, hot bloodied crazy biatch I do be.... Nah...im actually a very quiet, shy person.... of course..
April 2, 200915 yr What on earth is patience? It's spelt 'Patients'. It's what guys end up as when they think they are man enough to meet the demands of real women like Goff. bloody men....who needs em...we have bikes! You need men to service them, polish them and do the 'man' stuff with the parts dealers. You also need men to admire you as you blast past them. I'd chip in and market myself, but I'm already spoken for with a Lady similar to yourselves... and since she's letting me get a Pulse Rifle, it's probably best I don't upset her
April 2, 200915 yr Hi there, please excuse me but i had a look at your profile photo's......are you a police women (just a thought)
April 2, 200915 yr Moderator then it will be all the more worth while when i finally get a piccy though, wont it?... patience Goff m'dear... Patience... You've built it up too much now, god help you if you're an ugly bastard
April 2, 200915 yr Author Moderator Hi there, please excuse me but i had a look at your profile photo's......are you a police women (just a thought) What makes you say that? Although im assuming you are referring to my photo with the hat on? Thats just one of my....ermm......."outfits".....*cough* FOAMY!!!! Im getting bored honey!!!
April 2, 200915 yr Moderator FOAMY!!!! Im getting bored honey!!! Lol...If I wasn't married and only 2ft 3
April 2, 200915 yr is this going to be a legendary thread? all i can say is lancashire lock up your sons!
April 2, 200915 yr Thats just one of my....ermm......."outfits".....*cough* I agree that this thread will prob become biggest ever.... I reckon its time for a new section in the members only area where we get to see the rest of your "outfits"!! That'd make subscriptions roll in at a record rate! What ya reckon Goff???
April 2, 200915 yr Author Moderator is this going to be a legendary thread? all i can say is lancashire lock up your sons! My god you make me sound like a reet trollopin trout I am rather excited about my new found singledom - but i am very choosy me - tick all the boxes though and yer onto a winner I agree that this thread will prob become biggest ever.... I reckon its time for a new section in the members only area where we get to see the rest of your "outfits"!! That'd make subscriptions roll in at a record rate! What ya reckon Goff??? Aye, if you like - and if i can find some
April 2, 200915 yr Aye, if you like - and if i can find some Excellent! Look forward to that one. If you need a hand to take any new ones, just PM me & i'll get on me bike
April 2, 200915 yr she wont be happy when i tell her i aint got a pic... better tart myself up a bit and plug the webcam in
April 2, 200915 yr she wont be happy when i tell her i aint got a pic... better tart myself up a bit and plug the webcam in Think her patience is wearing thin cos ur keeping her waiting.... for gods sake, get it sorted. Say cheese -> You dont wanna incure the wrath of Mistress Goff!! if you're a swamp-pig, better get onto photoshop too before you post your pics too.
April 2, 200915 yr she wont be happy when i tell her i aint got a pic... better tart myself up a bit and plug the webcam in Pisser!
April 2, 200915 yr Moderator she wont be happy when i tell her i aint got a pic... better tart myself up a bit and plug the webcam in too late, we are having an adulterous affair, but don't tell anyone
April 2, 200915 yr - its what you've all been waiting for My god the vulture"s have moved in" ... foamy " [ never mind the view over the water] ITS the tatoo"s that wud be the better view , yeh and all thats around them. Goff ---Ur a cradle snatcher put him back . . Seriously have a break from relationships enjoy yourself lass P.S. We all gonna meet at stafford show .[ all members that can manage] 24th/ 25th/ april ???
April 2, 200915 yr Author Moderator - its what you've all been waiting for My god the vulture"s have moved in" ... foamy " [ never mind the view over the water] ITS the tatoo"s that wud be the better view , yeh and all thats around them. Goff ---Ur a cradle snatcher put him back . . Seriously have a break from relationships enjoy yourself lass P.S. We all gonna meet at stafford show .[ all members that can manage] 24th/ 25th/ april ??? ohhhhhh thats EXACTLY what im doin
April 2, 200915 yr ohhhhhh thats EXACTLY what im doin oooo I didnt know about that...might have a mosey on down, Stafford only being about 15 miles away for me
April 2, 200915 yr ohhhhhh thats EXACTLY what im doin oooo I didnt know about that...might have a mosey on down, Stafford only being about 15 miles away for me
April 2, 200915 yr Moderator Does he know he may not surface alive Merv? well he is only 16 so stands a better chance of survival than me i reckon, Merv :D :D
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