Max724 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ? 3 Stone ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max724 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 What's slimy, cold, long and smells like pork Kermit the frogs finger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max724 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 heello, iss tthhatt thhee sshhoop iii boouugghht thhee vviibbrrattorr ffrroomm. yes. ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee ffff*******ggg tthhiinngg ooffff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max724 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic = using a feather Kinky = using the whole chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yammadan Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 paddy is in a disco, he walks up 2 this stunning girl on the dance floor and says "how about a fuck" she replies "im on my mestrual cycle", "great" says paddy "im on my scooter, ill follow you home" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted March 16, 2009 Moderator Share Posted March 16, 2009 Zoophile, a Pyromaniac, a Murderer, a Necrophiliac and a Sadomasochist are all sitting together in the lounge area of a Mental Institute... The Zoophile says, "I know, lets all shag the cat" The Pyromaniac says, "Lets shag the cat, then set it on fire" The Murderer says, "Lets shag the cat, set it alight, then break it's neck" The Necrophiliac says, "Lets shag the cat, set it alight, kill it, then shag it again" The Sadomasochist says, "Meow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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