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March 15, 200915 yr What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic = using a feather Kinky = using the whole chicken
March 15, 200915 yr paddy is in a disco, he walks up 2 this stunning girl on the dance floor and says "how about a fuck" she replies "im on my mestrual cycle", "great" says paddy "im on my scooter, ill follow you home"
March 16, 200915 yr Moderator Zoophile, a Pyromaniac, a Murderer, a Necrophiliac and a Sadomasochist are all sitting together in the lounge area of a Mental Institute... The Zoophile says, "I know, lets all shag the cat" The Pyromaniac says, "Lets shag the cat, then set it on fire" The Murderer says, "Lets shag the cat, set it alight, then break it's neck" The Necrophiliac says, "Lets shag the cat, set it alight, kill it, then shag it again" The Sadomasochist says, "Meow"
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