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There are only ten times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use:

10. What the fuck do you mean we're sinking? -- Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

9. What the fuck was that? -- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

8. Where did all these fucking Indians come from? -- Custer, 1877

7. Any fucking idiot could understand that. -- Einstein, 1938

6. It does so fucking look like her! -- Picasso, 1926

5. How the fuck did you work that out? -- Pythagoras, 126 BC

4. You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling? -- Michelangelo, 1566

3. Scattered fucking showers, my arse! -- Noah, 4314 BC

2 Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out? -- Bill Clinton, 1999

1. Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad. -- Saddam Hussein, 2003

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what about put that f***ing gun down John Lennon

What F***ing iceberg captain of the titanic

pass my F***ing fiddle nero

F***ing Geese Chelsey B. Sullenberger III.

  • 2 weeks later...

:rofl::rofl:

hahaha...you guys kill me man....

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F***ing snow mervin near axminster thurs night 11.00 pm

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F***ing snow mervin near axminster thurs night 11.00 pm

well it is near axminster, so its a carpet of snow merv!!!

  • 3 weeks later...

Divorce lawyer: Mickey you can't divorce Minny for just having big teeth....

Mickey Mouse : I never said she had big teeth!! I said she was Fucking GOOFY!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

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