Posted January 31, 200916 yr Moderator A woman goes into her local music store looking for an old record; behind the counter is small young boy. She says: "Excuse me sonny, but do you have Jingle Bells on a 7 inch?" He says: "No, but I've got dangling balls on a 9 inch." "That's not a record is it?" "It is for a 10 year old."
January 31, 200916 yr hmm... not sure wether to laugh because its funny or because... its... just wrong...
January 31, 200916 yr Moderator The old bill asked me once if i had a criminal record? i said na but me mother has Max Bygraves last 3 albums
February 6, 200916 yr The old bill asked me once if i had a criminal record? i said na but me mother has Max Bygraves last 3 albums now that's criminal!!!
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