Moderator mervin Posted January 29, 2009 Moderator Share Posted January 29, 2009 I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it. 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabby Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 seen in the wanted ads... Farmer seeks wife.. must have own tractor.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batifan19 Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I was shopping for shoes not so long ago when in the shop I stood next to a couple, the wife picks up a lovely but expensive pair of shoes, looks at the price, and give him 'that look'... "how much?" I hear him exclaim....quick as ye like she replied with "well if you cant afford to shoe the horse, you aint f***ing riding it"..... Needless to say, I did one out of there sharpish as I couldnt contain myself....stunner! Oh to be single! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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