Moderator mervin Posted January 19, 2009 Moderator Share Posted January 19, 2009 6 year olds/proverbs Sorry if been posted before, I love these though! A grade one teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by grade one kids ("6"year-olds), because the last one is classic! Strike while the ..........................insect is close. Never underestimate the power of............ants. Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty. Better to be safe than......................punch a grade 7 boy. If you lie down with dogs, you'll...........stink in the morning. It's always darkest before..................Daylight Saving Time. You can lead a horse to water but...........how? No news is..................................impossible. A miss is as good as a......................Mr. You can't teach an old dog new..............maths. Love all, trust.............................me. The pen is mightier than the................pigs. An idle mind is..............................the best way to relax. Where there's smoke there's.................pollution. Happy the bride who.........................gets all the presents. A penny saved is............................not much. Two's company, three's......................the Musketeers. Don't put off till tomorrow what............you put on to go to bed. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and .....................................you have to blow your nose. There are none so blind as..................Stevie Wonder. Children should be seen and not.............smacked or grounded. If at first you don't succeed...............get new batteries. You get out of something only what you......see in the picture on the box. When the blind leadeth the blind............get out of the way. And the favorite: Better late than............................pregnant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Hahaha them young'ens eh?... times like this i feel old... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted January 19, 2009 Moderator Share Posted January 19, 2009 let's do some more A chain is only as strong as............. A friend in need is a................ A journey of a thousand miles begins.......... A little of what you fancy...................... A penny saved is a............ All work and no play makes............. All good things come to he who.......... Cold hands, warm............. Great minds think............ get your thinking caps on!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted January 19, 2009 Moderator Share Posted January 19, 2009 here's mine: A chain is only as strong as.............the bhp of your bike A friend in need is a................pain in the arse A journey of a thousand miles begins..........at the gas staition A little of what you fancy......................gets you divorced A penny saved is a............waste of time All work and no play makes.............you knackered All good things come to he who..........has the most money Cold hands, warm.............cock (well I had to) Great minds think............shit, lets get Outta here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grizzlydan Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 And mine: A chain is only as strong as.............the thief with an angle-grinder. A friend in need is a................pest indeed! A journey of a thousand miles begins..........when I can be arsed. A little of what you fancy......................gets you in sh1t loads of trouble. A penny saved is a............long way off a new bike. All work and no play makes............. you closer to a new bike. All good things come to he who..........has married the right woman. Cold hands, warm.............them on the woman you're with. Great minds think............why am I answering these questions????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beginner Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 A chain is only as strong as............. The rider telling it where to go. ((Weak I know... this was the hardest one :?)) A friend in need is a................Friend with a flat. A journey of a thousand miles begins.......... With turning back to get whatever you forgot. A little of what you fancy...................... A lot of nagging? A penny saved is a............ penny for fuel ((Stupid joblessness lol)) All work and no play makes............. Ed an ANGRY PSYCHO All good things come to he who.......... wins the lottery? Cold hands, warm............. Engine. Great minds think............ as little as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted January 20, 2009 Author Moderator Share Posted January 20, 2009 A chain is only as strong as.............as the friendship A friend in need is a................reason to go on the thousand mile trip A journey of a thousand miles begins..........tomorrow A little of what you fancy......................Is along way away a thousand miles in fact A penny saved is a............a donation to the thing you fancy a thousand miles away All work and no play makes.............it impossible to do the thousand mile trip for the thing you fancy All good things come to he who..........makes that thousand mile trip Cold hands, warm.............exhausts after a thousand miles aoooucchh Great minds think............why the hell did i come a thousand miles just for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batifan19 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 here's mine: A friend in need is a................pain in the arse A little of what you fancy......................gets you divorced Hell Yeah....funny as..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted January 20, 2009 Moderator Share Posted January 20, 2009 keep 'em coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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