Moderator mervin Posted November 16, 2008 Moderator Share Posted November 16, 2008 The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check number 11, it takes the prize... Laughing 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A, was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 112 Grand Avenue Headsborough, York where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks. 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again. 6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise. 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squadies look the same to me. I can confirm however that he was a Royal Green Jacket. 8. Peter Williamson is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro Disney; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom. 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized. 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby. After all, when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one it was that made you fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Live to ride Ride to live Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Foookin hilarious!!! Nice one Merv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Beezkneez Posted November 18, 2008 Moderator Share Posted November 18, 2008 excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Airhead Posted November 18, 2008 Moderator Share Posted November 18, 2008 So funny they just have to be true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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