Doug drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car

Showroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to

120mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair

he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the road,

enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking

in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him,

blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him no problem!" thought

Doug as he floored it to 130mph, then 140, then 150mph.

Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing?

I'm too honest for this nonsense!" So he pulled

over to the side of the road and waited for the police car

to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the

driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said,

"Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and

I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a

reason why you were speeding that I've never heard

before, I'll let you go."

Doug looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied,

"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought

you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," said the policeman.

:D :D :lol: :rolleyes: