Moderator mervin Posted November 12, 2008 Moderator Share Posted November 12, 2008 --- The Zipper As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!' The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Moderator drewpy Posted November 12, 2008 Moderator Share Posted November 12, 2008 Texan....bite through the chocolate and chew.....reeal sloww... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beginner Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Funny... this happened to me this morning... except the bloke was from London... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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