The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil (this is too cute)!...You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one.

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?'

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'

But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt with the pencil.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question...' What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue.

This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that f***#@^ thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

The nun fainted.

Yee ha! Watch out Christian BASTARDS (brothers), here it comes!

Yee ha! Watch out Christian BASTARDS (brothers), here it comes!

Eh????!!!!

Here what comes?

Dunno what 'shine you've been on matey, but best not drive or operate heavy machinery for a couple of days, eh!

Ya probably need a tipical Irish up bringing to know or understand what I mean.

I think so....

Where I grew up, you use a phrase like that you're likely to get shot, by the sort of 'believers' who don't turn the other cheek until they've reloaded!!!

So what does it mean?

I'm genuinely curious, now!!

Yee ha! Watch out Christian BASTARDS (brothers), here it comes!

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