[Making Love]

fookin champion that

[Sorry mum]

ha ha ha busted

[Sorry mum]

ha ha ha busted

[marriage]

A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.

The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now.

Do you know him?"

"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."

"That's remarkable" her husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."

pure gold that will piss the missus off when i tell her

[XT225 died while doing 45]

This bike's been great. 8400 miles, started immediately every time, 70 to 80 miles per gallon. The other day I'm riding home from work at 45 miles per hour and the engine just quit. No loud noises or anything. It just quit. I could see plenty of Gas in the tank but when I crank it using the electric starter it sounds like it turning way to fast. It's never sounded that way before. Kind of like there wasn't any compression. I pulled the plug and can feel some "air" coming from the plug hole. I can see spark in the plug gap when cranking but the cranking is too fast and it just doesn't even sound like it wants to start. Any one else have this problem? I'm afraid it's major.

What say ye?

Thanks

your spark plug is fooked

[RXS 100 ???]

Hi i have an 1987/8 e reg rxs 100 and was wondering if any other engines are a simple conversion, i just want to go to 125 really for a bit more go. or can any one give me some advice on how to get a bit more top end from it. i can get a good 60 on the flat but it i have to leather it on the hills to keep pace with the traffic. thanks Col

i have had mine rebored and it goes like stink but its realy cheap to get done as well

[help]

hi just wondering if any one knows what type of oil i need for the gearbox on my new rxs 100 let us know it be gitting a bit low

cheers