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Ha Ha, this should be a laugh even if its totally shit i think it will still be funny. Ive only seen Borat which i found funny in places but it wasn't one of those films i had to go and buy so i could watch again.
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That's just creepy Sniff!
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A little tricky to get the hang of but fart in a condom and twist the end (but do not knot it) place carefully under her pillow and when she lays down she gets a nice KY jelly scented poo cloud. Also a lot more effective when others chip in with the filling of the jonny.
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You said this
just change the deposit and is hand
And it makes no sense at all. so was a bit confused as to what you was getting at.
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Yer not much to say Britain is great any more. the benefit system is fist fucked by every scrotum chav and crack wife every Friday, Immigration is out of control and jobs for the English are few and thin.
I don't really get involve with politics and all the red tape bollocks as i can not be bothered with how corrupt it all is. i just pay my taxes through gritted teeth knowing full well im helping Jeremy Kyle secure his next show where he will surly find the girl with 3 kids and 4 different dads
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Your very welcome sir, a mans bike first aid kit should be gaffa tape, WD40 and a hammer either one will fix every thing
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I did notice the Sarcasm, guess you didn't notice mine?
were all mates here so lets not turn things uglyyes he could go to the XJ site as well as here, just thinking it may have sounded to others that you was in a way pushing him away from this site????
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This is a fantastic idea John'o really hope you raise the funds needed for this much needed course.
Nah, we just spend more time helping newbies out since our bikes are so reliable and well looked after by their p/o's
lolSo if your bikes are so reliable..........how come you spend more time helping newbies out, guessing they keep buying the un-reliable ones??? lol
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Welcome Jacob, Sorry i cant help with your questions but there are a few DT 175 owners on here who will help you
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Not got much left of it really ha-ha
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Try Wemoto.com very good website and you'd prob find that its about £70 ish
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Yer id go for the WD40 route first toute. if not just open up the button holder and see what the wires/contacts look like and treat accordingly.
If you said it was your starter button playing up i have one of them in the shed you could of had
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Welcome Brad. maybe start up a project thread if you have the time?
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Welcome Rob, 125 draggy is a good bike and if you need any help on it i have a work shop manwell that i can dig through for you if needed.
As for membership you can upgrade when ever you want, you get a little bit more than a freebee would, But seeing that it looks like you just got hitched i can see why you cant fork out £5 at the mo
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Just change it to a king sporty tank, slightly bigger, i think its an extra 2-3 gallons bigger (again thats an "i Think")
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Congrats mate, its a doddle to pass, now the hard part comes when you have to learn to ride on the roads. Gunna take another 45+ years to do that im afraid
(but could be worse ive got another 70+ years to learn) -
While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, 'Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?' 'I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the other man replied. 'You've gotta be kiddin' me.'
'No, would you like to give it a try?'
Understandably curious, the man says, 'Well, OK...' So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked,
'What the heck happened to you?'. He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, 'This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake...' -
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!)
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Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
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Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )
A:Depends how much you've been drinking.
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Q:I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
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Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia ? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane , Cairns , Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )
A: What did your last slave die of?
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Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )
A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe .
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not
... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
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Q:Which direction is North in Australia ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
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Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
A:Why? Just use your fingers like we do...
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Q:Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is
Oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
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Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )
A: You are a British politician, right?
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Q:Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal.
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Q:Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from..
All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
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Q:I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
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Q:I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia ? (USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
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Q:Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.
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Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first
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Yer you can see where they got the inspiration from
Exactly the same rear fender and lights, similar tank, same handle bars, same front fender.
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Air soft is better and more painful
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That is nice! i agree with you tout its on the same wave length as the sporty. Just wish they stuck a disc brake on the rear of the 650 draggy!
Going home to beg the missus for a new US import bike now
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i did say i "THINK"
Guess we will just have to wait till tomorrow to see what it looks like. maybe they are going for a bobber look like the Honda Shadow did???? -
but hopefully people will be more willing to support the club officially now that they are hopefully going to save a fair bit of cash on their insurance ;-)
Next up, USA and AU insurers...
Yer this should be a good membership booster, just hopefully folk don't just sign up just to get this offer and bugger off again. But if your going to be contacted to clarify membership then thats a good step in controlling things.
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Negative Attitude to Bikes
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Ive had the same, "you ride a death trap" etc the others i get is "your pipes are too loud" and Are you one of them Harley riders!?"
To all of them (bar the select few that come across in a joking manner) get a swift fuck off and my pipes are loud so as that you blind twats in your cars know im actually infront or behind you. As as for the death trap, id rather die crashing through the perly gates rather than standing in the que knobbing off st Peter