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  1. Happy easter folks

    just spent most of the last 2 days with the shits and spewing so no biking for me did manage a brief spin on the 250 on friday though

    merv

    thanks for that mate you just made me swallow my chewing gum :D

  2. How i remember that 115 mph DT :lol:

    not quite that fast but jumping from the cg 125 to that it felt like that i would estimate it done about 90 in reality im alot more grown up now i dont need to try and make myself look good by exagerrating power figures lol

    like i said at the time i was 17 and to me the dt was the best thing on the planet now as skyline politley pointed out it was a heap lol

  3. no she's a new one, been with her 9 months now i think :unsure: works locally, 22 tall dark hair blue eyes....my type :) tbh honest i'm really happy the way things are going, she's spot on and i dont get hassled. i'd have never thought about getting engaged before but with her it's right.

    congrats mate

    you soppy git lol :D

    nice to hear lifes treating you well bud start coming back more often im missing your wit lol

  4. What do you need pictures of that ol heap for anyway moz? ;):P

    I do remember the pic where u showed the nice chrome pipe but i cant remember where it was hosted :-s

    reason i ask is i just wanted a pic to compare to a bike my mate has bought for field use number plate and numbers are all gone i got a feeling its been nicked and found or something since i got rid but it deffo looks like mine.

    the other reason is mum found a photo of me sat on the bike a few years ago and its quite dark so not to clear but seeing the pic has made me want to start looking for another STANDARD dt for commuting mainly :)

  5. sorry mate i didnt realize i was only allowed to reply once!!!!! lol

    ah yeah i forgot if you reply more than once it puts it all in same message :P

  6. Im sure Scotts talking about the SW20, 3S-GT Engined MR2 its 245bhp as standard if i remember. I went to look at quite a few mr2 turbos before i got my supra... bloody quick things. A lot of the supras they race run this engine as its a lot lighter.

    Check out these MR2 vids... ones 800 bhp!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/results?search=Mr2

    i never was a lover of the mr2 its just to girly :D

  7. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

    Me:

    w%$£

    God:

    The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.

    Me:

    hello cock sucker

    God:

    I am not interesed in your anatomy.

    Me:

    screw you you knob cheese

    God:

    That is not very polite.

    Me:

    its a compliment you spunk bubble

    God:

    w%$£ is a compliment me spunk bubble. I suppose that makes sense.

    Me:

    hahahahaha got you ya twat

    God:

    That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about w%$£.

    Me:

    knob

    God:

    " That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about w%$£. "? knob?

    Me:

    w%$£ its a man that induces self gratifacation

    God:

    Aren't all man that induces self gratifacation w%$£ it?

    Me:

    eh

    God:

    Are you Canadian?

    Me:

    bristolian

    God:

    Tell me a story.

    Me:

    once up on a time there was a man the end\

    God:

    When? I will take that under advisement.

    Me:

    you really are gay

    God:

    Really? That would be just my luck.

    Me:

    haha

    God:

    I am so glad you find this amusing, .

    Me:

    so hows bigs marys tits

    God:

    And? Fine as far as I know.

    Me:

    i wanna know

    God:

    I will try to explain it to you.

    Me:

    go on then

    God:

    Narration continues...

    Me:

    eh

    God:

    Are you Canadian?

    Me:

    you sap

    God:

    I haven't heard anything like that before: said I sap.

    Me:

    bollocks

    God:

    Is that supposed to mean something specific?

    Me:

    what you have banging ur arse each night

    God:

    It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.

    Me:

    ah right

    God:

    So you understand. Good. I am glad we agree.

    Me:

    can you give me some money

    God:

    Why do you want it?.

    Me:

    to buy a new motorbike

    God:

    How much do you want to pay for it?

    Me:

    couple million

    God:

    Is that from ?

    Me:

    i also need a left handed screw driver for my 1 armed friend

    God:

    Also? How badly do you need it?

    Me:

    well he wants to use it on his remote control car cause he says its poo

    God:

    Interesting. Do you think he will get it.

    Me:

    i dont know but his missus could have it

    God:

    Would you like to know? Where did he get it?

    Me:

    round the back of the kebab shop

    God:

    In the context of a left handed screw driver for your 1 armed friend, I don't understand " round the back of the kebab shop." .

    Me:

    bye

    God:

    Goodbye.

    Me:

    tosser

    God:

    Are you really a ""?

    Me:

    c&%£

    God:

    That kind of language will get you nowhere.

    Me:

    homo

    God:

    I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time

    Me:

    you are boring me now u dick head cock sucking bible basher

    i just get bored sometimes..thats my conversation with the mighty one

  8. as a special constable basically unpaid copper but with it i will get full police powers and also get to drive police cars waaahhhhhhhhhhooooooooooo i have looked into it quite deeply and know all the facts all i need is to give them a minimum of 4 hours per week and i get full training including advanced drivers course and get to rag a vauxhall omega 3.0 round a skid pan :lol::D:P

    oh and i get to keep my current jobso bonus

  9. Sorry mate i cant help you. Sounds like there is some srios problems going on there.

    Have you compared your new gasgets with the old?? its somehow is leaking into the cylinder plus have you fitted anything like this before??

    My advise is get a pro to sort it out. i dont mess with things like that (well not since my MR2 tried tuning it to 400bhp and blew the gearbox)

    im surprised it never blew the car cause mr2s dont like much more than about 300 bhp lol

  10. imsure ive seen that little miss naughty 'ped somewhere else before or one very similar....

    its the only one but before mum got it it was in alot of bike / scooter/vespa type magazines and at alot of shows she is selling it for 1k which is about right for it a dealer offered her 900 pound for it and he was gonna sell it for 2k so privateley its worth 1k for a quick sale she has a bad spur of bine on her shoulder which restricts the movement of her right arm so she hardly ever rides it nowadays

  11. tell me about it. it has 11 inch front wheel and 13 inch rear its far quicker than my old dt its just lunacy on two tiny wheels lol i had a few go's when i first got it but i just could not trust it i hated the ride it gave cause you got all that power and its very very quick for a scooter but the brakes are shite i rode up my road and on the way back over shot my house cause i could not stop in time by all accounts its running app 35-40 bhp but has masses of tourque it pulls like a train

  12. mypictures046.jpg

    its completeley airbrushed in and lacquered its sad but quite amusing it wins alot of the scooter rallies its a mildly tuned 125 that does abot 75 mph

    and the orange one (used to be mine) now freds (my step dads) work bike his vespas stay in the kitchen his is a 180 cc and is highly tuned and hes had just over 100 mph out of it its lethal :D

    im sure pete will love mums bike lol

  13. I've heard of a guy who put an Audi TT 1.8T engine and quattro running gear into a Clio.

    Genius thing about it was he used a 1.2 RL model as the base, wheel trims all round, left the badges on too!

    Apparently the engine bay was stuffed full though, battery in the boot, etc!

    There was also talk of a similar car with a roof rack, etc.!

    that would not be in weston super mare would it.

    reason i ask is i was on the a370 (dual carriageway in weston) sunday night and there was a what seemed like a highly tuned 200sx and a clio in front of me at a 2 lane set of lights when the lights changed the 2 of them were almost neck and neck then i lost site of them then they came down the opposite side of the dual carraigeway and the clio was way up in front i was speechless :lol:

  14. 2% or 98%

    This is strange...can you figure it out?

    Are you the 2% or 98% of the population?

    Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!

    * Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow.

    * There's no trick or surprise.

    * Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can!

    * Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them ... really.

    * Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something.)

    Think of a number from 1 to 10

    Multiply that number by 9

    If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together

    Now subtract 5

    Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with

    (example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)

    Think of a country that starts with that letter.

    Remember the last letter of the name of that country.

    Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.

    Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.

    Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter.

    Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange?

    I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise.

    I thought of koala bear but then went with Kangaroo

  15. pete remember when i was at carrons (my ex) we had 6 german sheppards lol only ever had one theft attempt and the dogs never made a sound they sat there looked at the thief and then licked their lips and he was gone lol. now at mums house we got a jack russel and a cross between a yorkishire terrier and a shitsu (ugly bastard) they dont do anything but bark the house down to make us aware someones around its quite annoying cause even people walking up the other side of the rd lol

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