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  1. :angry::angry: happy xmass and dont let this spoil ur rides

    on the way to work lastday so i took the xjr1300 not much trafic nice dry day

    6;50 car pulls out from a bp; no time to stop tryed to lay bike down no time

    8;10 in hsp neck brace n the works 14;54 home no use of left arm batterd n scaped

    lucky plice were in the bp for morning cupa see the hole thing bike tank dent light f..cked steering fu.k

    nice end to year for me

    well glad it aint u or u

    glad its not the start of the new year

    wish u all the best in the new year

    happy im still alive ha

    hi just wonted to let u all know my xjr 1300 08 ive just got est: this morning £5300 so it looks like it will b ritten off

    im now off work for another two weaks miss ridding ive still got my cb and i can get a replacement bike but

    cant take the shock at the mo hope to be back on the road soon shame 4weaks off and cant ride

    think of the tour i could of been doing now ps thanx for all u lovely people gave to me it help alot thanx ride safe now

  2. As Beavis said - The only people who pay attention to cinema ads and radio announcements on 'the errors of littering' will be those who already pay attention and drive properly.

    Instead, you need to slam these motherfuckers for the scum they are and hit them hard for daring to behave like arrogant cocks. Teach them the hard way that if they do wrong they WILL be dealt with in the harshest possible manner.

    In Nature, you try and feck over your peers you risk death.

    We've lost that natural edge of fear and because the law is a pussy, they get away scott-free.

    There is no room for liberalism, morality or faint hearts in this.

    They knowingly go out of their way to wreck the lives of innocents.

    as i said befor ud think there would b an advert like think bike

    think befor u thro and some do doit on purpose they even point there screen washer out wards b...

  3. Sounds like a challenge!!!!

    Meaning no disrespect, but I also know people of similar ilk. All are real-life tough guys, with various combat experience from particular arms of the services, access to weaponry, knowledge of death-making etc etc.

    The one thing they all agree on is that riding a bike makes all of this irrelevant.

    On two wheels you are at your most vulnerable and as all these hard men know, no-one will mess with you until they are safely in their cars and guaranteed to kill you, without fear of a riposte.

    If it can be done, you only attack from a position of strength. You stab in the back, you snipe from a mile out, you run them over from the comfort of a Range Rover. This is the issue we have - The total vulnerability when riding.

    Hate to disagree, but that is preaching mostly to the converted, half of whom still won't give a shit.

    The other problems are those scrotes who laugh at the anti-drink-driving ads and will behave like twats on the road regardless. You're looking at a combination of the arrogant c**ts who know they won't get punished and the stupid c**ts who dial 999 because they didn't like the movie and want a refund from the cinema. Many of them shop at Tescos in Reading.

    The answer is to give Police the power to properly enforce the law, the freedom to exercise common sense and then force the courts to follow through with proper sentencing.

    well said but il still throw there key away if i ever get chance
  4. Hi, I'm new to the forum. Joined from SA. Hope to get lots of info from you boffins. Currently need some info on a'95 DT180. If anyone can help, it'll be appreciated. Manuals etc

    Cheers

    LX

    hi ask what u need and someone will arnser happy new year

  5. * Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.

    * Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until

    about 70 mph.

    * You start the game of life with a full pot of luck and an empty pot

    of experience. The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty

    the pot of luck.

    * If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.

    * Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold

    everything you need.

    * The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.

    * Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the

    sunrise.

    * Sometimes it takes a whole tank of fuel before you can think

    straight.

    * Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of

    town.

    * Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

    * One bike on the road is worth two in the garage.

    * Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction

    and go.

    * Whatever it is, it's better to do it in the wind.

    * Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway, it's an attitude.

    * People are like motorcycles; each is customized a bit differently.

    * The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

    * A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his

    pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.

    * Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 70 mph can double your

    vocabulary.

    * If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every

    tavern.

    * There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

    * A long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith and use up a lot

    of fuel.

    * If you can't get it going with bungee cords, wire and electrician's

    tape, it's serious.

    * Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.

    * Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

    * You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the

    breeze.

    * Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out the car window.

    * There are two types of people in this world: people who ride

    motorcycles and people who wish they could.

    i fill better already

  6. Sorry to hear about this honey - what a shitty thing to happen.

    Hope you're feeling a bit better now though xxx

    left arm not in use yet neck still painfull

    insurance sending similar bike to use hopefully bike will got in shop 29th

    thank u all for the sopport hope u all had a grate xmas

  7. :angry::angry: happy xmass and dont let this spoil ur rides

    on the way to work lastday so i took the xjr1300 not much trafic nice dry day

    6;50 car pulls out from a bp; no time to stop tryed to lay bike down no time

    8;10 in hsp neck brace n the works 14;54 home no use of left arm batterd n scaped

    lucky plice were in the bp for morning cupa see the hole thing bike tank dent light f..cked steering fu.k

    nice end to year for me

    well glad it aint u or u

    glad its not the start of the new year

    wish u all the best in the new year

    happy im still alive ha

    0830 just woke up cant move ambulance to hsp xrayed morrphine home by 1530

    all ok the bike is going in shop on the 29th and yes im going for loss of work n rected holes on the claim as well as leathers n lid boots ect than y all for your replys wish all u lovely people all the best thanx

  8. :angry::angry: happy xmass and dont let this spoil ur rides

    on the way to work lastday so i took the xjr1300 not much trafic nice dry day

    6;50 car pulls out from a bp; no time to stop tryed to lay bike down no time

    8;10 in hsp neck brace n the works 14;54 home no use of left arm batterd n scaped

    lucky plice were in the bp for morning cupa see the hole thing bike tank dent light f..cked steering fu.k

    nice end to year for me

    well glad it aint u or u

    glad its not the start of the new year

    wish u all the best in the new year

    happy im still alive ha

  9. so of u will know i did have a dt 125 and i loved him be this week i have passed my test yeppy yeppy

    so i have just been down and payed my depost on a new mt-03

    what do u lot think of it ?

    nice one just having no l plates u find cars wont cut u up as much

    nice bike too ride safe now :D

  10. Hi all havent been on here for a while but i've got bad news-I've binned my bike! :angry:

    Had a 2000 R6 which i loved but its been written off-Had a blow out goin round a roundabout!

    Need to get another bike,

    Wheres the best place to look for new used bike?

    I've tried autotrader but what other sites could i look at-any of you know where to look?

    Would like another R6 if poss.

    Cheers in advance J

    type in bitzforbikes your fine it very useful wish u the best of luck getting back on the road ride safe

  11. I JUST PURCHASED A 2007 ROYAL STAR TOUR 1300.IT HAS A 5 YEAR WARRANTY.WHAT IS INVOLVED IN TRANSFERS AND AN ESTIMATED COST. DOES ANY ONE OUT THERE KNOW.I LIVE IN FLORIDA NEAR TAMPA AND THERE ARE A COUPLE YAMAHA DEALERS.

    check your paperwork there might b a claws init saying not tranferable if not it should tell u what u have 2 pay depending on the timeit will b a %ige good luck

  12. I was mend to get a Yamaha Chappy 3 months ago, but the guy messed me around. But back then there was a website/forum in Germany or something. That had parts for sale. Only thing is..................... the website has vanished!

    The main thing I need is bearings, brake pads and cables. The seat, fuel tank and exhaust will be custom made.

    I will register it for daylight use only. Plus I will paint it myself.

    I am also putting a Honda engine in it.

    John

    hi there is a rolerbearings shop/factory on the a406 they mached up gearbox bearings for me

    so lock uk rollerbearings on line ps they cost me £6.. or it was £62+vat from dealers

    good luck

  13. I picked up a 77 DT100 from a friend and he estimates it hasn't run in 15 years. To make matters worse, someone lost the key at some point and attempted to hot wire it and threw away the switch.

    Seems complete and I'm interested in fixing it up but I'd like to hear it run before I spend any $ on it.

    Can anyone tell me how to connect the ignition wires so it will get spark? It has four wires red, black, brown, and black/white.

    Which wires have to be connected in order to turn it to on?

    Thanks,

    Tom

    i think u will find its red to yellow for ignition sometimes the yellow may b blue the tuch the black till it starts then remove it get some fuseies first then try good luck

  14. nice 1 u b smilling every time u get on ur bike new or old with no l plates thats a big change

    i found i got bulled alot by cas wem the l plates was on your hard part now is wot to get good luck :D:D

  15. Hi all

    Would anyone know of a site where i could get a new clutch housing for my FZR 600 89, I would be very greatfull for any help.

    Many thanks

    Michelle.x

    if u wont to pay abit check delkevi.co.uk £159.99 free pp

  16. i just started playing motogp on xbox well 3weaks now had it long time tho

    well im getting good at it and would like 2 know what ps3 bike games r good as getting 1 on the 14th :D

  17. Evening all :)

    As you probably know I'm hoping to get myself an XVS650a when i turn 17 and have been horribly worried about the insurance seeing as i'm so "young". I had a look around in google for "yamaha bike insurance" and filled out a quote form with accurate details, and got results from £550 to about £3000, was wondering if anyone knows any reasons for this and also if they can recommend anyone cheaper, I've got 1 year's no claims and have held my full UK license for 0years and negative two months :P

    SO EXCITED about my new bike.

    Ed

    i went and got my self xjr1300 ive got cb500 they r both insuranced by bennets fully com brack down uk&int

    first year cos me with new full license £560. i had the xjr 5month have 5k since new and that need a lot of washing iget to work and like what was all ready said bucket of cold wetter does the trick shop around if u still got your other bike tell your new bike is dry days and backup bike good luck n shop around your self it pays to

  18. better still, wait until they are caught in traffic, filter down the middle and whack their mirror off, if you are feeling daring you may rip it off and hand it back to them through the window before making good your escape :P

    i did that to day didnt knock it of just turnd it round passenger side he pulled in on me on the a406 that pissed him off

    as he was on his own i said well u dont ues it do u.

  19. Mon,7am, All`s well, 9am, In bed convulsing like i`m having E.C.T.

    I`m not talking sniffle`s and shake`s here, Ah i hear you cynic`s cry, Man Flu,

    Not a bit of it, I`m talking jaw breaking bone snapping full blow convulsions here,

    NEVER in my life have i felt so ill, I was offered a flu jab a while back, (being a career).

    "Thankyou no" say`s I, " I`m made of sterner stuff," (What a pompous fool).

    This FLU got me on my back quicker than a slant eyed dancing girl, (which i`m quite fond of).

    Now i must explain here, i`m no shrinking violet, I`m 6ft, 13st, fit and healthy,

    22years a marine commando, 5years a legionnaire, and an old school biker FOR FCUK SAKE.

    I just don`t capitchulate that easy, But i`m sat her now typing this felling like a sad OLD man.

    So the moral is... If your offered this jab, Snap he`s bleedin hands off, Don`t be brave (stupid)

    Drop your trousers there and then,

    DON`T DELEY... DO IT TODAY

    P.S. Going for a burn at first light, That`ll put the smile back on my face.coz my job i had the jab ihad the flu 2 years ago never again iwas 10 stone 6 back then i went to 9 an harf in 3 days sh.t me up thought i was going to die

    now every year i get the jab im not gong down that roar again still get the common cold and yes fill a bit dick sfter the jab but its worth it all day long u get the chance go for it

    HEY HO, "TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY"

  20. hmm, these drum brakes are surprisingly sharp and sensative, last time i tried putting the brake on/off repeatedly the bike started bouncing like a newlyweds mattress (very soft shocks, can run over a kerb and not feel it and get airbourne over speedbumps) my chosen technique is slow down early, make sure i am prepared of the corner and put my feet down if i feel the need, then take it as slow as i think nescessary regardless of what the tosser in the car behind thinks

    hat right f..k em ride for your self

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