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Finished cutting the hedges mid morning yesterday, lovely warm late morning. Got the Radian out and went for a short spin. Up through Castle Donington, riding through Breedon, impulse right turn up towards the church that sits at the top of the quarry. Followed the track up to the top. Lovely views, stayed a while then rode next doorish to the garden centre, nice coffee, chilled by the duckpond, then rode back home Only out 1 1/2 hours max

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on,together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?" "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile. "Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."

Gone to go and make my self a brew at work.........and the kettle is fucking broke! Heads will roll.............heads will most definatly roll! I couldnt care if any thing else at work got broke but WHY the kettle? whats the kettle ever done to desurve this? it dose its job stu-perbly with out ever moaning about it, gets on with making every one happy as they can sit and wait knowing that the kettle is preparing their brew with care and effection. BUT NO! some dirty grotty low life scum has to come over and neglect the poor little thing. RIP kettle, you done me proud.

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parrot fish are sooooooooo numb!!

Jokes about white sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar? Demerara.

POLK COUNTY FLORIDA - SHERIFF GRADY JUDD An illegal immigrant in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up killing the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued. The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area and as soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times. Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor undocumented immigrant 68 times. Sheriff Grady Judd t…

A husband says to his wife, "My olympic condoms have arrived ...... I think I'll wear the Gold one tonight" His wife replies, "Why not wear the Silver one and come second for a change"

I was day dreaming on lunch today wondering if I had the money what 7 bikes I would have (one for every day of the week) So far my list is 30 bikes too long so was wondering what your top 7 are and why?

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Is it just me, the webpage is all to the right/h. and blank to the left .....

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A man found a penguin wandering the streets so he took him under his wing so to speak. That night he took him to his local pub. His mate said pointing to the penguin. "where did you get that from?" "I found him this morning and he follows me around everywhere". So his mate suggested he take him to the zoo. "Good idea, I'll take him tomorrow morning". Anyway, tomorrow night when he went to the pub with the penguin his mate said. "I though you were going to take him to the zoo" "I did, and tomorrow I'm going to take him to the pictures"

these are special performance items for cars and bikes which will enhance your vehicle. These probably work better to the more chavvy end of the market, but I'll forgive Foamy for adding them to his mini! http://kalecoauto.co...e=index&cPath=3 performance cross drilled brake pipes

cool learning experience for the less streetwise among us http://www.clayinteractive.co.uk/exhibit.php?e=22

type in a random mobile number, any 11 digit number starting 07 and text "Iv hidden the body! what do you want me to do now?"

As much as i often feel Police are out to get motorcylists, its still a shame to see bikes on their side!

I Know i know its a car but i just signed up the the Mini owners club and got a few responses and then nothing. So i though a few of you guys on here have owned a Mini at some stage in your life and i know Foamy still has his. Basically i went to Southampton on Saturday to meet the guy i booked with a flat bed to collect the car (but he never showed up) mega pissed off! Any who, the car has been stood for a year and is still in great condition, no rust bar a few blisters on the paint round the rear window. pumped her caster wheels up and charged the battery and she fires up (on the 5th try) Now here is the biggest main drama i have, the clutch don't work. Mike…