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Four dads introducing their sons. Scottish dad said. "this is my son Andrew, we named him Andrew because he was born on St Andrews day" Welsh dad said. "this is my son David, we named him David because he was born on St Davids day" English dad said. "this is my son George, we named him George because he was born on St Georges day" Irish dad said, let me introduce my son, Pancake.

Well it was an event full trip, . we were meant to be touring Andorra, but the casualties en-route forced an early end to trip. pic 1 loaded for the off,,, 2 scotsmen at Watford gap 9 pm.. Arrive at tunnel . 1 man down with gearbox , still 2 scots 1 English &5 French men Wolfie has a seizure, 40miles into france. Then we all get split in paris...9pm... Am on A6 to Auxerre . to hear that Andrew has puncture in N/E paris. on my own now.

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER is.... **** FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £2…

Well the barrel price has dropped 27% since june, and we"ve seen only a 10% drop at pumps,, The reason for the drop is the amount of Fracking [ not fucking foams] in the USA, I You can bet your bottom dollar the Arabs & oil company's try to make fracking un-viable , Discus,,

Well worth a read, really funny piss taking auzy. http://27bslash6.com/

Forcast Warm winds from near continent next week , get them battery"s charged,, ,

Two wives decided on a girlie night out. On the way home they needed a pee and nipped into a graveyard. Then they realised that they didn't have any wipes to finish up, so the first one used her knickers, and the second one found a wreath and used that. The next day one husband rang the other and said 'No more girlie nights out, mine came home with no knickers on'. The other said, 'Well if you think that's bad mine came home with a card in her crack that said 'From all of us at the fire station - we'll never forget you.''

Anyone over the age of 35 should read this, as I copied this from a friend .. Checking out at the grocery store recently, the young cashier suggested I should bring my own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. I apologized and explained, "We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days." The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations." She was right about one thing -- our generation didn't have the green thing in “Our” day. So what did we have back then…? After some reflection and soul-searching on "Our" day here's what I remembered we did have....…

can you keep grandma alive in the winter? I couldn't http://toys.usvsth3m.com/granagotchi/

Film 4 / Channel 315 [sky] freeveiw ? No Country For Old Men,,,,,, the best film ever,,

This is how its solved,,, It is a slow day in a little GreekVillage. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the village, stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night. The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the €100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher. The butcher takes the €100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt…

mangy minge, or smoothie silk, you decide http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/?zx=4cedb87134c199d

Rules are simple. You guess the price based on the description given. The item is a pair of EBC Hyundai Santa Fe '00 - '06 2.4 rear brake shoes. OK, get the price fixed in your head. . . . . . . . . . No cheating . . . . . . . Will you be close? Here it comes LINKY Were you right? Check out the other prices from this seller and sort the items high to low. Don't forget to add the ones you see!

This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?" She replies, "I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before." So the husband agrees and rolled back over and started to go back to sleep. A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "You don't by any chance have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?"

If you are interested in getting an iPad I can get hold of them through a contact. They are from a cancelled Hospital contract due to the Government cutbacks. The numbers are limited - I have twenty iPads going for less than half price – so it’s first come first served. Have already sold one (pic is attached below so you can see what you are getting). Get back to me as quick as you can, if you want one. Full specs as below........... Buyer beware - as all items are sold as seen... :-)

THIS IS WHAT THE LADS GET UP TO AT sQUIRES

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Happy valentines day, peeps