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Just had a Pigeon full in the face. All I got is a busted visor and a little bump on my nose oh and a headache . Feel I've had my monies worth out of the visor though

I have a yamaha tzr 125 that needed new clutch plates, I replaced these and the issue was not resolved. I was told later by a friend that they need to be put in a certain order and there will a differance beetween the plates to help or markings. I cant see any of this and all the 6 plates look the same. So is there an order or is there another issue im just not seeing.

a nearly authentic carry-out meal Ingreedyents 1: 1 packet of monster munch (personal flavour of choice) 2: 1 small portion of 'oyster sauce' (ingredients secret) from your local 24 hour xpensive-grub establishment , hey presto, sintered prawn judo style

Hi I've recently rebuilt (with the help of my boyfriend) a TZR125r 4DL 1991.. We have it running but it seems to go through plugs every few times we start it up.. someone has said that we need to probably adjust the carb settings but we can't find out what it should be set at anywhere.. does anyone have any ideas? Thanks

I have a 99 T reg R1, and cant find a tail tidy to suit it..... I have the twin brake lights at the back, but R&G dont seem to have any on the web site........any one help that has the same model R1 as me...?? cheers...Ned

I was lucky enough to meet up with Oldgitonabike yesterday. The man is a true Gent and not only did I get a lot of valuable information, get my engine presssure tested and the timing checked, I managed to source two parts to the bike. The tea was good also. A really big thankyou OG I did intend to meet up with another forum member today but a little "unforeseen" meant this was not possible. Lets hope we can do it soon Cynic. Two very knowledgeable people.

Just thought I'd be polite and say hello before I start asking daft questions. So hello.

3 mice are sitting in a bar drinking Tequila shots. The first mouse says "I am so hard that I run into mouse traps for fun. As the bar closes I bench press it 20 times". The second mouse says "I am so hard I get the mouse killer tablets from their boxes, crush them and snort them". The third mouse gets up to leave. The other two mice say "where are you going?" He replies........................................................."Home to sh*g the cat!!"

Just thought i would write a quick message to say hello as i am new! I am currently Offshore for another 12 days looking forward to getting some more miles on my bike as i think 400 miles in 2 months is pitiful. Anyone have any suggestions for good runs and camping spots up Scotland / North of England way?

Aye well " had a shot o" the famous R1 Tnt. Smooth guttsy " easyier than i thot they wud be . wondered where footrests were wen set-off. swapped on to RD 400 After " turned more heads on it" & it felt sluggish compared but still nice wen in power-band . So am i a real biker now

Hi there, I have a 2005 Yamaha XVS 1100A Classic, and the rear tyre is down to the canvas, so it is time to replace it. I am having difficulty in finding white wall tyres, and wondered if there were any options in regard to the size, or do I need to replace with exactly what I have currently. The rear tyre is a 170/80-15, and the front, with has about 20 - 30 percent left, is a 130/90-16. Any reccomendations would be a great help!

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Now dose a Stage 3 MT-01 Dyno Test exist or the numbers of the inceased power output from the upgrage. Looking at doing it to my MT. Any help on the subject would be great

Greetings, Took a dive in the wet over the weekend and luckily the only damage to the bike was the front right indicator was totalled However for the first time in years the internet has let me down and I can't find anywhere to get a replacement. I can't find a part number, can't find 'indicator' listed on any yamaha ybr125 site, I'm tearing my hair out! It's an '06 YBR with huge clunky indicators. That doesn't bother me in the slightest. A direct replacement would be best but even if I could find a pair to replace with I'd be happy, but I've already tried some random generic indicators but I think the volts/wattage is wrong. Can anyone point …

i have a dtr 2001 model and i just put a new engine in the and the only problem i gt is i cant remember where the oil line goes into the carb and i cant see enywhere it can go can eny1 help

can any of you guys help ive had to replace my footrest (riders) brake and i dont know how to remove the spring to get the new peg on it looks like theres a pin through it which looks like its rivited on one side does this pin pull out im afraid to do more damage and i need my bike for tomorrow Please can anyone help!!!!!!!!!! many thanks Kenny

Is it normal on a fazer 600 for the gear selector shaft to wobble move around from side to side once you have taken the sprocket cover off, it moves about 1mm in any direction hubby knows suzuki's inside out but isnt sure if this is the norm on a yammi thanks guys and gals

Please post this in the for sale secion NOT the general section Thanks Goff

Hi, I have been looking for some photographs of this bike. Does any on ehave any or know where I might get some good shots of it. Any help would be appreciated.

hi, i am hoping to purchase a second hand motad 2-2 exuast system to replace the awfull stock one on my TDM850 3DV ('92 i think), i have been given conflicting information by several dealers concerning whether these exhausts will fit the earlier models (mine) as well as the post '96 models... anybody know..... cheers- mat