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Mr. Cadbury Mr. Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. Ms Rowntree w…

What happens when your Toys get into the wrong hands!

just joined ello 2 everybody, need suspension setup 4 fazer 1000 fast road riding can u help cheers.

Im Sorry Im Sorry Dear yam riders please forgive me for i have sinned!!!!! I have part exed my great FZ600 for a ZZR 1100 ,Ive had some great times and some bad times ive learned a lot ,like not to go into a blind corner flat out, but the time is right i need a new rear shock mines leakin new discs and pads all round the chain and sprockets are done and generally its f!*?ed. Ill still be around and have a few parts spare if anyone is needing them All i ask is forgiveness!!!!!!!!

Just ran across this cool Australian import up for bid on Ebay Rare HWY legal IT490 ..... What a perfect ride this would be for some Hooliganism

After five months (yes five months!) in the garage, I finally got my bike back today. Roll on 5pm so I can get out of this hole and go for a blast.

.....is My kind of Monkey Bike! Powered by a TZR125 lump! Have a look..........HERE!

Right gents, the bike I've jus got is an LC2. I'm already half way through doing the RGV front & Back conversion but any tuning info would be very helpfull. Cheers, Mark...

It's been on my mind a long time. Just got around to doing it. If anyone has been struggling with the hot temps we've been having, I just put up a little section re dealing with hot weather riding: http://pages.videotron.com/mcrides/hot_weather_riding.htm Bruno Montreal, Canada http://pages.videotron.com/mcrides

.....That I've got one of my bikes STOLEN! I packed my friend's borrowed truck up last Thursday night with all the camping gear, firewood, & my little lad's bicycle & PeeDub50........got up Friday morning to find that some Punk-Ass Meth-Head had dug into my buddy's truck, set everything else aside.....just to take the PeeDub! He was getting too big for the little beast, so now I'm starting on a quest to find him a newer, little bigger off-roader.......probably an XR or the likes. Needless to say.......It's Open Season on ScumBag Drug Addict Thieves in my Neighborhood!

Well i have finally managed to reset up the CMS system http://www.yamahaclub.com/cms This hasnt been live for a long time now, so is quite behind times, if any one can think of anything which would be good on there, or if you can supply any content or articles please let me know. Cheers guys

Ok , he might have only finnished 2nd. But that was enough to get him his 5th straight top flight title! Who will be able to stop him before he leaves? IF he can be beaten. What a great race tho. Ducati and Loris Capirossi are strong at the mo can they make it 3 on the bounce at Qatar?

I was just over on the V-Max Owners Association. They have a really dignified section where they say farewell to riders who have died, either on the road or of natural causes. My own club (Ulysses) has a segment in the magazine called "Ridden On" where we pay tribute to those who have gone before. I notice that some of our members ride on too. This is a pretty rough and tough site, no prisoners taken (I'm as guilty as anyone) but wouldn't it be nice if we had a corner to remember absent friends? Anybody else think this might be a worthwhile addition? I'm going to post this question elsewhere, so please don't be negative about my idea.

Hi all Run a 2004 R1 in Lava Red with standard black rims...considering having the wheels (sprayed/coated gold like the SP but a tad cheaper)..any owners had this done if so could you e-mail me a picture.. Ta REWY

See here; http://www.lcclub.co.uk/dvd.htm

Hi any other yamaha radion owners out there. I've never seen another one of these bikes. would like to be in touch with other owners. Mines a 1987 model.....

For fasteners like, nothing else. Anyho, I'm wanting to replace all of the fasteners and a lot of the bolts etc. on my R6 as there's a few went south. I can't find anywhere that sells them for love or money though. Any ideas?

I am hungry = I am hungry. 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy. 3. I am tired = I am tired. 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage. 5. I love you = Let's have sex now. 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. "Kill her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about…

...When it's Super Bowl Sunday, & you've got a house full of Grid Iron crazed maniacs.... A sharp knife from the kitchen A case of Tequila A few limes & 1 Very patient Cat?