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Well happy birthday matey!

Make sure you wait a few secs... Creepy

Was cool seeing Andrew Pitt get the holeshot in the 2nd race @ Valancia yesterday ....... Chris Walker was on his game as well, as he made it to the podium in that race.

on my tzr the speedo reads in kph. im wanting to convert it somehow but don't know whats best. i have come up with a few things but don't no whats best at the moment a mechanical converter sounds good. any recomendations???

Recently bought a lovely XS 850 and everything in the garden was sweetness and light until all the indicators packed in last weekend. No problem it's the fuse I hear you say. Sorry no. A bulb had blown so I thought the flasher unit had bit the dust as a result. Where is the f***ing thing. Found the cancelling unit and loads of other stuff but no relay/flasher unit. Please help a poor demented old soul..

.....a Kick in the Pants to drive! ..... 90+hp....2-stroke 250 GP motors....good for a 140mph.....they run lap-times as fast as World SuperBikes do when they race @ Laguna. Not only did Eddie Lawson get inducted into the MotoGP Hall of Fame this last weekend .......he also took 3rd in the SuperKart race I heard he had steering probs in the 1st stages of the race ...or else he mighta won the thing!

NEED HELP!!!!!! LOOKIN 4 A YAMAHA RZ250 1974 DIECAST MODEL..... IN DESPERATE NEED AS PRESENT 4 A LONG TIME FRIEND.... NEDDING TO KNOW WEATHER THERE WAS EVER 1 MADE AND IF ANYBODY OWNS 1 AND WILLING TO SELL OR KNOWS OF SUM1 WILLING TO SELL 1.....PLEASE POST A.S.A.P. THANK YOU.....

hiya all glad to be here I am having a problem with my yamaha 400 maxim it starts and runs fine but it dosent idle down fast enough it is like you are power shifting all the time come to a stop and it takes a few to idle down any help with tis would be great i have redon the carbs and cant seem to find anything wrong with them like i said it starts fine and runns great just wont idle down fast enough ? thx ed

trying to insure my r6 i just bought, only passed my test the other day, trying to get good quote any help

Hey all - any suggestions on removing light rust from a tank? I've used Rusteco in the past - it works great but is pricey - cus you really need a gallon of the stuff to do a good job...$100 for the liquid and $135 for the gel. You CAN re-use it -which is great but still procey. Rusteco I've also found a Yamaha product for $40 on CoolRetroBikes.com - a two part system - one removes the rust - the other coats the tank. I'm not a fan of coating gas tank at ALL - I think it's asking for trouble (short of a little motor oil - that's different.) Yamaha Rust remover/treatmment I don't want to use anything Toxic - my rust is pretty light. I flushed the tank out and i…

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up alongside. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Sharon, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down t…

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One of the British national daily newspapers is asking readers "what it means to be British?" Some of the emails are hilarious but this is one from a chap in Switzerland ... Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for A Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign.

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home,maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the…

Hello there; I'm doing a feature for MCN called `Why I had to have a 2004/05 Yamaha R1' and wanted owner opinions on handling, performance, reliability, mods made and of course, why you had to have that particular model. MCN would also like to see owner pics - head n shoulders type of thing - plus pics of R1s, especially those with modifications made. If you can spare 10 mins to chat, email me a contact phone number, or email your views plus pics to; [email protected] the deadline is Feb 27th 2006 by the way. ta v much alastairw freelance bloke

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/maze15.swf its hard but see what level you get to you need volume up loud to get the proper sound eeffects though http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOQm0w1js04...ch=scared%20kid watch this after

Now come on. I couldn't complain if a car swapped lanes without looking or signalling and hit me if I was filtering. I couldn't complain if a car swapped lanes without looking and signalling and hit me if I was overtaking on the blind side. But when a car swaps lanes without lookng and signalling and hits me WHEN I'M BLEEDING WELL STATIONARY AT TRAFFIC LIGHTS I feel I have a right to grump a little. No damage to the TRX, and chummy coughed straight away as well he might with me hopping round where I'd hit my funnybone swearing Blue Fire. (I hadn't heard language that obscene since the vicar tripped over our cat). There is some justice: The impact put a nice d…

Mate sent this to me made me giggle. THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower,I stand in front of the mirror,complaining to my husband that my boobs are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, heuncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your boobs to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my boobs.How long will this take?" I asked."They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. " Do you really think rubbi…

Vacumn Gauge: An instrument used to measure the pressure exerted like sucking on a straw by human or machine displayed in non-metric ruler increments. HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive chrome scooter parts not far from the object we are trying to hit. MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on boxes containing leathers or bike covers. ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning steel Pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age, but it also works great for drilling rollba…

not having a good start to the week Well it all started with me thinking i could get loads of my ali stuff anodised for nothing just thought i could tart the cat up abit as this is now what i do so after pulling half of it to bits and taking them in to get mate to do it for me guess what they came out crap not happy but the gear linkage is a lovely shinny chromish colour so this cheered me up abit after talking to the boss trying to work around it as not sure if they like you doing homework he turns round and says polish them up and ill do them for you in a defferent tank and they will be the dogs and cost nothing see there are some bosses out there who are human a…