The Bar

a englishman a irishman and a scottishman are all in a pub all 3 of them order a pint of guiness each they put there drinks on the bar when all of a sudden 3 flies land in each of there drinks so the englishman pushes his pint away in disgust, the scottisman just fished the fly out and carried on drinking, and the irish man fishes the fly out of his pint holds the fly upside down over the pint and starts shouting SPIT IT OUT YOU LITTLE BASTARD FUCKING SPIT IT OUT. i found this one quite funny

started my new job on tueday its pretty damn good it is a lot more demanding than my old one because a large fleet of lorrys rely on me to find there destinations check seal numbers on wagons etc but the bright side to it is i get lots of free stuff watch lots of porn and get to walk around a warehouse looking at all the gear that customs and excise have seized and matalan store loads of stuff there to so do marks and spencers,focus do it all,sainsburys,argos,wincantons... there is alot of stuff im guarding and im told it can be quite risky sometimes when people wanna rob the place just do it with no planning and get fucked everytime but then what can i say they ae brist…

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hi, first post so be nice... ive seen this Yamaha FLX that's for sale but i can't find any info on them... it looks about 10 year old and is a kinda touring / commuter style bike. does anyone know anything about them, prices, history, reliability etc. any help much apreciated cheers

And how's everyone been on here!?

remember 'Smak the Penguin' ? It has evolved.. http://meph.eu.org/sealbounce.html

are they any good? obviously mp3 players are the thing to get now but been offered a really good mini disk player from my sisters father in law!! he asked if i'd want it so she said yes dont know much about them though. do you store music on the mini disk things or do you buy them like normal cd's? sorry if i seem thick, not really into this type of thing you know

Those of you who know me are aware that I've been looking for a second bike/ratbike since I sold the DT175 in June. And now something has finally turned up....the right bike at the right price too. It's bought and paid for, and I collect it later. So....can you guess WHAT bike it is? Some clues..... 1. I won't consider anything that's not Jap...cos I love the inscrutable Nips! 2. I won't consider any Jap bikes assembled by inscrutable Nips if the factory name ends in "i". Go on.....take a shot! Can YOU guess what bike no.48 is? But have no fear....the rampantly Gay Honda is staying!

As a further commitment to developing YamahaClub, Alex has purchased the Invision Power Board commercial forum software. I've spent half the day doing a database conversion from the old board and this is the end result. But please note that the url to use for the forum is now http://www.yamahaclub.com/forums/index.php This is different from the previous one and the only reason you got here is that there's a redirect in place on the server. So change your bookmarks NOW! Your account, passwords, post count, threads, and posts are all exactly as they were on the old board. Nothing has changed in that respect. All you will need to do is to sign in again when you …

I must be the only person I know that missed both Christmas Eve and New Year Eve. I can't believe I had nil, zero, zilch alcohol on these two nights. Xmas Eve: finished work at 5.30am - went down town with her indoors to do some last minute(!) chrimbo shopping at about 9am. You know what women and shopping means - it was 2.30pm when we got home. My lad's scooter needed some work doing to it so being the wonderful caring Dad I am I fixed it for him. I was just toddling off to bed for some much needed shut eye when some friends called round to see us. Knowing that we were going out that night I went for a bath, got changed sat down on the settee and fell asleep! My mi…

http://sd696.sivit.org/random_3009/files/1186.swf My best so far is 26.71mtrs.

.....& Not somewhere I Needed to (like work ) Took my XT up to the 4,000 ft. level yesterday......got to view this ...... That's Mt. St.Helens on the left.......blowin' off a little steam

I heard a rumor today that Mr Rossi was going to race in F1 for Ferrai, a friend of mine saw it in the paper or something, so is it true then?

Gonna buy myself a new set of two piece leathers. Anyone got any recommendations? Not wanting to spend a fortune (ideally £500 or less) and was looking at either Arlen Ness or Hein Gericke suits - anyone else use this kit?

What have I missed then?

What's up at maximum bikes? I can't get in

i'm supposed to be there staying with my uncle! but couldnt get a ferry ticket in time, as they're all booked any forum members there? to make up for it i'm going to donington in july! 800 mile round trip on the vfr, cant wait so if any of you lot are there give me a shout and i'll come say hi

After many .... many ..... many months I've finnally got the R1-Z project running Done around 150 miles since the rebuild Still a few problems to sort out when the wife lets me off the DIY This is the reason my website ain't been updated ( links etc ) Fred.

as i am 16, have a bike and am stupid i have decided on a few things i would like to do with my bike over the winter when i am not using it. first off i am going to repair all scratches on the bike so it looks like a new bike for next year when i begin to use it again more, and as i am selling the bike at some stage next year. long way off but you have to think about these things. the other stupid thing i want to do is to fit a new exhaust pipe. i am sick of my bike sounding like a pathetic weedy peice of shit . to me and all of my friends my bike looks brilliant and i love it. it looks great and rides even better . but is there anything i can do about the exhaust no…