Alan

I once asked this woman if she'd ever sucked a chicken - she said no but she'd had a cockatoo

Don't overtighten them cos you could put your wheel out of true.

JMWho

Although I think Vale will win it again, Colin Edwards on an identical bike will be up there and will probably be the main challenger.

Come on guys don't beat about the bush! What do you really think of jmw?

I must be the only person I know that missed both Christmas Eve and New Year Eve. I can't believe I had nil, zero, zilch alcohol on these two nights. Xmas Eve: finished work at 5.30am - went down town with her indoors to do some last minute(!) chrimbo shopping at about 9am. You know what women and shopping means - it was 2.30pm when we got home. My lad's scooter needed some work doing to it so being the wonderful caring Dad I am I fixed it for him. I was just toddling off to bed for some much needed shut eye when some friends called round to see us. Knowing that we were going out that night I went for a bath, got changed sat down on the settee and fell asleep! My missus tried to wake me but couldn't. I woke up at 8am Xmas morning! New Years Eve went much the same way. Finished work at 5.30am the missus had to work till 2pm and I had to look after the younger two kids (my lad was at his girlfriends). I went to bed when she came home and I think I must have died in bed because I woke up at 5am on New Years Day! I even fell asleep at the mother in laws on Boxing Day!

Do you get much shite weather where you live?

Happy New Year everybody. Lets hope we have some GREAT BIKING WEATHER in 2005

Well that's really pissed me off. I've just spent the last fortnight sorting out me holidays at work so that I can do the GP (as a scrutineer) and they've gone and changed the date

I disagree with you m8. The throttle works both ways! All bikes can bite. I just think that you should go for the best bike that you can afford.

Quality

Merry Christmas one and all :cheers :xmas

:cuss about with ducks you must be :cuss quackers

Hey Marchy I think you've got the wrong person or are you signing yourself as a sad little virgin :loser :moon

Basically the bike is strapped to the dyno with the back wheel on a roller. The tester revs the bike through the gears (upto the rev limiter) and a computer gives a print out of bhp and torque. A graph shows the power curve. Any dips in the curve could point to carburation problems caused by changing pipe etc. Expect to pay up to £70 for dyno time plus whatever they charge for jets etc.

:? :? Have we gone onto a different thread here or is this a parallel universe or something? :? :?

A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of santa on her right thigh just below the bikini line. She also wants him to put Merry Christmas under the santa. So the guy does it and it comes out really good. The woman then instructs him to tattoo Happy New Year on her left thigh. So the guy does it and this too looks really good. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks ''If you don't mind, could you tell me why you wanted those tattoos on your thighs?" She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining that there's nothing to eat between Christmas and New Year".

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give upright organ. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing. It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it! Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Man who drives like hell, bound to get there. Man who live in glasshouse should change clothes in basement. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Man who fish in other mans pool may catch crabs.

That old bag of shite the Honda CBX550 used TQF in the front forks (auto transmission fluid) as reccommended in the manual. I would assume that power steeing fluid is similar and provided it's the right grade and doesn't inhibit fork movement then there shouldn't be a problem.

:yay :D/ :cheers

Have you tried switching it on :-k :-s :bang

Round me mums for turkey and all the trimmings - bit of a tradition really. Round mother in laws Boxing Day for much the same.