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When the stand is up, make sure it activates the switch plunger, If it does'nt, then hold the plunger in with something and try again

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I'm only joking, Thats a nice bike you got there, love to see these specials, (more interesting)..

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Hi Ive got a suzuki bandit and its just the same, two headlights, one for low beam, one for high beam, plus a small running light. I expect that other R6 owners will soon confirm that yours is correct.

Come on Drewpy, kids are getting cleverer by the year, every year they achieve better results in their exams, its some kind of miracle evolution thats going on, you must have heard that exam standards (and therefore teaching standards) are not slipping. So its either txtng or winking i thnk. QUOTE (paul123 @ Apr 6 2008, 07:00 AM) is there any where i can buy a 2 speed gearbox for the fzr 1000 or dose anyone now how i can take out all the gears but 2nd and 3rd If you press down just once and lift up just once, you have a two speed box,,,No?

and another thing - i've already had a job offer from the US of FUCKIN A no less (ive STILL got a year left on my course too) - seems they are desperate for intelligent and articulate folk like me to flood their shores................. Dont go goffy, just think youd be surrounded by pea brains, Oops I mean bodys

Dyslexia Researchers have discovered that excessive winking can cause Dyslexia, hwoeever this is only in etxreem cases of slef abuse

Hi FJ1100 / 1200 owners, As I said in another post, For those of you who dont already know, There's a two part feature on these bikes in 'classic motorcycle mechanics' in the April and May issues

Wow that looks absolutely fantastic, and by the way all you FJ1100 /1200 owners, theres a 2 part feature on these bikes, in classic motorcycle mechanics this month and next month (April and May)

The Clitoris Licking Frog A woman sees a sign outside a pet shop, CLITORIS LICKING FROG £50. She goes in “I’d like to see the clitoris licking frog” she says, “Bonjour” the shop keeper replies.

90 guests, 7 members, 0 anonymous members Shhhh everybody, I think were being watched.

Guess some jokes are worth repeating, glad you liked it!

Why men are not agony aunts Dear Neville, I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the yammy shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was made redundant from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him any more. Can you please help? Sincerely, Mrs. Sheila Usk Dear Sheila, A motorcycle stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps. Neville

Hi, Is this any use? http://www.mikuni.com/pdf/vmmanual.pdf

Hi Goff, Really sorry to hear what happened to Simon, Dog's dead cute, hope he wins the competition, It was a great idea posting it here!

If she's owt like that one on shameless best not show her this then, If you know whats good for you!

HELLO welcome to the site, A trike Eh, cant fall off that after all that beer (Good thinkin that) Oh by the way, lovely writing

Absolutely nothing embarrassing about a Garelli 50 back in the day, See what you mean with the CZ though Hope you enjoy your DT Jamie.

If you go up the road and take the first left, you'll find the railway station there, just after the chip shop

Wow, verrrrryyyyy nice

40 Scousers arrived at heaven's gates St Peter said "Weve only got room for 12, so decide amongst yourselves who's coming in" Five minutes later St Peter says to God. "They've gone" God says "What, all 40? St Peter says "No, The F***ing Gates" "

I just bought a complete headlamp for my DT175MX, it was advertised as "Very good condition". When it came it wes clearly not very good condition so I contacted the seller to tell of my disappointment. I sent it back and the seller refunded me in full, paid the return postage and changed the listing to read "In fair condition". This is how it should be done

Ah yes, I can almost smell it, Oh! and dont forget the little Gilera's and Garelli record's, they were quite a good looking toy. Puch maxi's were also still at base camp with the Honda's. We'd all race home from schhool and dig out the Greeves challengers & griffons & AJS starmakers and go for a thrash about before they built all the housing estates. Yeah Nostalgia's not what it used to be eh Blackhat!

Do they do these halogen conversions in 6V?