Doug drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car
Showroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to
120mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair
he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the road,
enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking
in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him,
blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him no problem!" thought
Doug as he floored it to 130mph, then 140, then 150mph.
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing?
I'm too honest for this nonsense!" So he pulled
over to the side of the road and waited for the police car
to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the
driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said,
"Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and
I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a
reason why you were speeding that I've never heard
before, I'll let you go."
Doug looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied,
"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought
you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," said the policeman.